Road Trip!!!!

Currently listening to…Rahsaan Patterson – Yeah Yeah Yeah

Kendrick and I drove up to Chicago last week...We left Wednesday after the holiday madness, and stop in Memphis for the night where we were greeted by an old acquaintance I hadn't seen in sometime since he'd left Houston for New Jersey...long story short, Memphis is TIRED!...There must be something in the water that's clouding their judgement and keep people in that lifeless town, but I'll never be subjected to that seeing I exclusively drink Evian water now, which is your natural source of youth, where the Natural Spring Water begins as rain and snow falling on the pristine peaks of the French Alps, which is then slowly filters through a vast aquifer deep within the mountain for at least 15 years before emerging at the Cachat Spring in the town of Evian-les-Bains before being bottled in a state of the art facility...oh, pardon me, did I get on aside myself...well I was talking about MEMPHIS PEOPLE!  You'd much rather hear about "nature's gift", Evian, and the water's rich and unique history that began thousands of years ago, than hear about Memphis, Tennessee...The entire town basically shut down @ 8 p.m., the end...

MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN MEMPHIS, Kendrick and I stopped in this small town called Sikestown, to fuel up, and came across this restaurant called Lambert's which was a adventure in itself...they throw food at you! how's that for service!...well, not all the food, but "Hot rolls, getcha hot rolls" which was fun and very country...so I caught like two, and Kendrick punk ass wanted me to share because he wasn't participating, that lazy hag...but he's my buddy, so of course I did...I was in full diva mode too, we talkin hoodie down LOW, scarf, gloves, and of course oversized sunglasses, giving those country hicks celebrity, um hm, lol...seriously I was tired, and I had on my hoodie and sunglasses feeling like Tyra the morning of the Naomi Campbell interview, until the ghetto ass waitress named Za'Monifah or whateva her parents slaved her ass with before Lexus and Mercedes were popular in the U.S. (speaking of which, I have yet to meet someone named Acura, Audi, or Volkswagen...hm), told me to take that off and start reaching toward my face...WHOA WHOA WHOA SAVANNAH!!! I don't know you or your hands like THAT!...Let's ease up on the Gin Betsey...so I let the sunlight in and embraced the moment...so yeah, that was fun

So we make it to Chicago where Kendrick, Keith, Ken & I (the KKKK) did a series of things to give Kendrick a feel for Chicago, including movies, dining, shopping, landmarks, museums and clubbing, which all put my checking account DEEP into the negative...I know, bitch you not working...I'll get over it though, I had a good time...money is money...blah...