A letter…to Beyonce, PT.1

Dearest Beyonce,

It is 5:46am as I type this.  My brain isn’t even fully operating at this stage; I’m still 75% alseep…well maybe 76%.  So, why are you up Kiyo Ray?  Well…after all the hype and build up surrounding the your video premiere, my tv was glued to MTV from…5:30pm…till midnight.  This is a HUGE deal for me, because I hardly watch actual TELEVSION & this was the first time I’d turned on my tv all day.  FINALLY, realizing either I missed it some how or I’ve been bamboozled, I gave up and retired to bed.  DREAMS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME, DREAMS PLAGUED me of the video’s countless possibilities for execution!  I sleep very rough…  My spirit says “GET UP!  That video HAS TO BE released or leaked by now!  It’s 12hrs later.”  Nothing.  I’ve become SO aside myself, I start searching for answers, but none of the official sites or blogger homies have any new information as to what’s happened!  How MTV, yourself, Lady Gaga, Sony OR HELL SOLANGE NOT going to release a statement after all that promoting?  I’m still not over that THERE WAS ACTUALLY A COUNTDOWN CLOCK somewhere you could’ve downloaded!  What for!?  To watch DISASTER DATE!!??

Then I come across Concertloop, who says the video has be postponed to a future date in Nov.  Then, they go on remind us that your camp has decided to RERELEAS I Am…Sasha Fierce, supposedly an even MORE deluxe album (so this now make album #3), but IT ONLY HAS TWO NEW TRACKS!!!!!!  ANDDDDDDDD ONE HAS LLLLLLLLLLONG BEEN LEAKED!!!!!!! (POISION…CLICK TO DOWNLOAD FOR FREE, opps! you made it, oh well)  THENNNNNNNNN to make matters even MORE shady, choosing THE SAME DAY TO RERELEASE THAT LADY GAGA IS TO DO HER RERELEASE (Nov 23)!!!!  You think we can NOT see what’s going on!?  ARE YOU THREATENED BY THE HAUSE OF GAGA!?  As much as I love you Beyonce, LAWD KNOWSSSSS I LOVE MY BEY, I can’t support on this treatment to us loyal fans.  They say NOTHING LAST FOREVER and people always tell me she’ll HAVE TO come down eventually, and ‘sadly enough, now I realize what the death of your career will be; this management and marketing tactic.  They overexpose you, not to showcase all your talent, but to cash in with greed.  Absence makes the heart grow fonder.  Besides, it’s a recession!  YES IT’S STILL GOING.  And while I personally have not been effected by such, I STILL carry myself accordingly.  May I suggest others do the same.  THIS IS JUST GREEDY AND TACKY. 

THE MOMENT I heard you called on Lady Gaga to deliver a verse for Video Phone, instantly I could see through the plot.  Let’s face it, LADY GAGA IS THE ISH!  She magically appeared from Planet ISH and conquered all!  OF COURSE YOU’D WANT A LITTLE BIT OR YOUR SHINE BACK SHE STOLE!  Before Lady Gaga gets TOOOOO huge and leaves what appears to be your lack of originality behind in the dust with this raw talent she possess, you want to get in on the ground floor.  Bey, this method has always been your thing.  Get someone while they hot, before they SIMMER OFF and use them, mimic their style, study the master like a patient apprentice AND THEN stab the master in the back with their OWN teachings and then move on to the next threat.  IS THIS THE KNOWLES WAY!?  Why I say that?  Go back and watch Solange’s FIRST video from the 2nd album “I Decided”.  Notice all those green screen effects from Melina?  Now look at her SECOND video release, “Sandcastle Disco”…SAME EFFECTS BUT hmmmmm  this says…DIRECTED BY SOLANGE!  I’m done.  I can so just see Solange coming around when Melina was editing “I Decided” sitting in the background like “oh don’t mind me, I’m just watching anxiously”  and taking notes on her laptop so she wouldn’t have to pay Melina again! 

Seeing you are a true lady, and out of respect, I have removed all swearing from this letter, but I’m very disgusted.  Bey, I’m begging you to get your camp on the ball because baby they slipping on your career and longevity in a MAJOR way baby.  Love you still, muah.

-  Kiyo Ray

Where’s my bag?

Why hasn’t some gay man STOLE Lady Gaga’s carry-on luggage from the plane yet?  OMG I KNOOOOOOOOOOW I would.  Can you just…IMAGE all the goodies in there?

ATL BGP

I didn’t participate in this year’s Labor Day festivals in Atlanta…for the most part…BUT there was plenty of excellent footage captured by some of my favorite bloggers.  I love these guys, I really do.

Drama Dupree gives us commentary on his adventures and photos to go with it.  I. LIVE. for his laugh and vocabulary, but I must hand the Emmy to DD for bringing me INTO Pride; I felt I was there. 

I have no idea where this video came from but…yes those are men and yes they slayed.  Goodness…thanks to Drama Dupree yet again from bring this all to my attention.

My lovely friend over at 3LWTV never disappoints.  Watching the video just…completes the Piedmont Sunday activities.  Love the editing.

More to come as it unfolds…

Did you watch Ellen yesterday?

Yeah…yeah…oh, these are the pictures in that spark the fire…(courtesy of Darien of LOLDarien)

Darien has no problem with the earrings being promoted but thanks the topless shot it tacky.  I feel polar opposite.  For one, Sheree’s earrings are as tacky and classless as she is  This hood chick throws a big SHE on some bamboo gold earrings and I’m just not feeling it around the way girl.  Also, why is Sheree giving me…ninja?  Yeah, I prefer Kim’s shot.  I think the braless shot gives the photo a little more edge, it’s very tastefully done, and it’ll stir a little controversy.  Let’s be real, sex sells and she’s serving it up for the kids.  I love it.  And her earrings.  Surely Sheree didn’t make her’s too.

Oscar worthy

get into some of these facial expressions i captured from the oprah/whitney interview…THIS IS JUST THE PROMO ALONE PEOPLE!…i swear whitney could give CLASSES on being dramatic…the suspense is killing me, monday can’t get here fast enough…

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Added to my playlist…

So I stated before that I would stop auto-streaming music, but I hope that doesn’t stop you from stepping into my world and enjoying some of the sounds that are giving me LIFE…here’s one…

Solange – Calendar  (click to download mp3)

This song was not released on Solange’s SolAngel & the Hadley Street Dreams project, but it quickly became a fav or mine.  The lyrics, my GOD the lyrics.  Solange has yet again proven that she is a force to be reckoned with when it comes down to laying down fierce writing.  love it solange. 

What’s left?

So have you heard they’re bringing BACK Sex And The City in a followup sequel to the movie?  I love the show, and I loved the first movie because it was a huge event here in Atlanta (all the ladies came to the Atlantic Station on opening night just STUNTING! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!) but…are they messing with too much of a good thing?  I mean what’s left?…Guess we’ll have to wait and see…

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YES! SCORE!

It’s official, after all the rumors, it has been confirmed…Ellen Degeneres will be replacing Paula Abul as judge on American Idol.  Damnit, now I HAVE to watch…I. Heart. Me. Ellen!

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Enough all ready…

I can’t tell if I’m more over American Idol…or America’s Next Top Model Cycle 49…Yeah I think it’d be American Idol…

btw, i already have a favorite this cycle…the red head crazy girl…Rebecca i think is her name

Kan-sexyyyyeeee????

WHO KNEW!…good  look Kanye

So overdue

Remember MTV BANNED JANET JACKSON?!  The baby sister of the ICONIC MICHAEL JACKSON whose sole video legacy is arguably what JUMPSTARTED FUCKING THE MTV GENERATION….if you can’t tell, i’m highly disturbed by this.  Moving on.  So MTV has granted Janet’s access and she will be taking the stage at the VMA’s this year (Sept. 13 @ 9pm est) in a tribute her decesed brother.  I know most people are thinking, this is great, but really is this moreso MTV coming in when its beneficial to their ratings?  Because honestly, before this was announced, the only reason to watch this year’s VMAs was to see Beyonce take the stage.  Now which Janet on the bill AND A MJ TRIBUTE IN STORE, you know even more people are going to tune in.  I just would love for Janet to cancel on their ass at the last minute or better yet, have her titty pop out again and have a pasty on her nipple telling MTV & Justin Timberlake to SUCK IT BITCH…Genius right?!

p.s. have you seen Janet lately?  i stalker friend of mine have found pics of her upcomping Harper’s Bazaar cover story and I must say, yummy mrs. jackson.  yummy indeed.

Oprah’s “Best Interview Yet”

The first part of the two part interview with Whitney Houston is set to be aired come Sept. 14th.  People, this is definitely must see t.v.  SO MUCH so, I will be purchasing a CASSETTE and recording this event on the good ol’ VCR.  Here’s the promo for the interview.  Check out how dramatic Whitney’s expressions are.  I. LIVE.

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one last quick note.  why was oprah looking all…common?  didn’t SHE KNOW she was doing a interview with WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!…urgh frustrated is I.

Big Whoop!

So what’s with celebrities having such HAIR issues?  I mean seriously, it’s just a IMAGE.  Illusion or real, it doesn’t really matter.  It’s just fun!  Omg hair is not suppose to be…so deep.  And if you taking it to that level, shame on you for being so shallow! 

Tyra took it to the next level REVEAL HER REAL HAIR like its a unsolved mystery.  Personally, if I’d gone to the taping of Tyra show and got there to find she didn’t have her fabulous wig on, and I was going to have to sit there and WATCH this bitch get her hair done during taping…I’d be SO PISSED!  But that’s just me.  If you didn’t watch, which I’m sure nobody did, then here’s the clip.  Big whoop! NEXT!

Vlog Update!!! Vlog #2

Letter from the editor…

Hey my blog & vlog family!  Let me start out by saying thank you for your continued support and for entertaining my foolishness really.  It makes my heart smile.  I was asked how often I’d be updating the Blog & Vlog and I want to be honest.  The perfectionist in me keeps me from update more often.  I’ll do my best, but these are my babies.  I want it done right or not at all.  Still, the objective is to have you able to check back the blog all throughout the week, and for you to be able to start your Mondays off with Vlog footage every other Monday for that beginning of the work week smile (again, I’ll do my best)!

I’ve also made a few changes to the layout of the page.  I added two slideshows off in the side bar.  The first being of just lovely gay, bi, and transgender people being lovely.  All races, all creeds, all colors, all genders.  Unfortunately, gay love & beauty is taboo and we don’t see it embraced enough, so I want to do my small part in helping usher in the movement.The second being of dreadful people and things being…well….dreadful.  It’s just for fun people, for a good laugh or to make you feel better, which ever it is at the moment you look at the pictures.  I can’t take credit full credit for the idea though, that’s belongs to my genius blogger and co-worker Darian over at LOLDarian.  Be sure to support his site along with the others listed, they do such amazing work and keep you informed with all the latest.  Each site has a little different taste, so I’m sure you’ll find something you love just as much as here! 

Also, I’m going to stop playing the auto-tune.  It just seem too much and overbearing, I don’t want you to have to mute your computer if you at work or something, or maybe you listening to you’re own music and don’t want to have it interupt, trust me, I understand.  So that’s coming down and instead, I’m going to upload tracks that you can easily download for yourself and listen to at your very own leisure!  Genius!  Now people, I have ridiculously good taste in music, this I’m very confident in.  So I’m telling you, if you find it here, it is worth downloading! 

Lastly, I’ll be posting my Vlog into the Blog!  It’s only natural.  The Vlog is something very new that I’m trying to get off the ground so I appreciate all of your love and telling your friends to check it out.  It’s just wholesome new age fun with technology.  I hope you enjoy.  And if you do, tell two friends, then hopefully they’ll tell two friends and so on and so forth.

You have my love;  Remember life is but a dream, so dream BIG my loves. MUAH!

YESS!!!!! YES YES YES! 36 VIDEOS AND COUNTING…

Lookie what a very dear friend of mine turn me on to!  I love it!  Her name is Charlotte and it appears…Charlotte has been receiving government crazy checks since the age of 5.  Yes people, Charlotte does the most!  She is a Apple store legend.  Going from Apple store to Apple store across the country singing, preaching AND modeling for the masses.  I’m going to stake of the Lenox Square Apple store tomorrow in hopes of getting autograph.  Enjoy the following clips.

Here we have Charlotte speaking the word…

And here we have Charlotte modeling the latest fashions from Milan;  work Charlotte.  I LOVE how she scares off the customers, particularly the pasty white nerd in the Mickey Mouse tee!  He’s totally out of his comfort zone.

And lastly, oh but not least, turn up your headphone and prepare to take in…The Charlotte Experience.

People this is someone’s mother…AND someone’s grandmother.  Save her.

Become apart of KiyoRayTube history

YouTwitFace, I need your help!  Do you have a webcam?  Are you pretty?  Would you like to be apart of my YouTube family?  I want you on my VLOG!  Its really simple.  If you have a cam, just record yourself answering the following questions from the comforts of your choice of surroundings and I’ll edit your answers into the show. 

1.  What is your favorite word?

2.  What is your least favorite word?

3.  What turn you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4.  What turns you off?

5.  What is your favorite curse word?

6.  What sound or noise do you love?

7.  What sound or noise do you hate?

8.  What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9.  What profession would you not like to do?

10.  If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear GOD say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

The questionairre is made popular by the great Mr. James Lipton of insightful program, Inside The Actors Studio.  The questionairre is both fun and insightful, so let’s have fun with it!

Teen Cribs? But…

they not paying the fucking bills, that’s mommy and daddy money?!  Aside from that, so I guess that MTV wants to show me that even snotty nose 15 year old are living grander than me.  Oh, so it’s a bloodline thing.  I should blame my FAMILY for not having those things!  It all makes so much sense now.  Seriously though, one thing my family DID give me are looks…apparently something none of these kids inherited.  Goodness, you showing me the home theater, horse stables and shit…WHERE’S THE FUCKING GYM?!  Step away from the fridge fatty!  And put on a bra!  I have to give those titties two thumbs DOWN!  So what if you’re a boy!  No excuses.  Ugly ass kids.  Store bought friends.  They don’t like you.  The programming on MTV is enough to make you pawn your t.v. and put up a nice painting to stare at…or in my case, a mirror :-)

IIIIIIIIIIII told ya so….

Solange looks haute!  I told you the cut wouldn’t take away from her loveliness.  I mean, look at that face!  All the great faces can pull off low cuts!  Whitney, Solange, Shamira Davis, Aisha Thomas, Keith Grant, Maxwell, Eric Benet, Badu, Amber Rose, Kiyo Ray.

This daring move is not for the weak and “unique” faces.  No, this is for the people who serve up face! It’s what we do, its who are, its our natural beauty.  Thank you Lord Jesus!  We are not our hair! 

Oh and just let me add how I love how Solange just throws on a lace wig and hits it! HA!  Work Solange.  “Where’s your hair?”  I sent it out to get washed, I’m going to the park with my son; move dearie, got better things to do.

Does Mercedes make bicycles?

So last week I was watching Inkwell and had a epiphany!  I would like a bike!  It’s a genius idea.  I live not far from Piedmont Park, right in the heart of Atlanta and its a environmentally friendly way of transportation which is so end right now; everybody is going green.  I couldn’t stop envisioning myself peddling through the city streets with my little messenger murse, oversized sunglasses, looking up at the clouds smiling while I scare little kids playing in the streets and running cars off the road trying to avoid collision.  So I headed to the local bike store.  To my surprise, apparently Mercedes do make bikes or at least that what the price tag showed!  $2499, $1349, hell $549 was a BARGAIN!  What’s this foolishness?!  I was expecting to spend about $30 and  peddle my ass out to the parking lot!  Where are the HUFFYs?!  Needless to say, I laughed in the sale woman face and then headed to WAL-MART!  Found my bike!  Isn’t it pretty?!  Yeah, no one told me I’d have to peddle myself and that’d be work.  Something called exercise, who knew?  How sneaky I thought.  But I won’t fret because come next summer I’ll be rocking those ridiculously short shorts showing off my Nair legs making the boys drool as the power-bottom zooms by.  Awe, victory. So if you see me on the road riding by or walking my bike up a hill, lol…feel free to honk as you drive by laughing.  Please refrain from throwing things at me.

Can I just have a ice tea? I’ll take it Long Island…

So I was in Caribou Coffee the other day enjoying some free internet and a slushy mango drink infused with tazo tea (yummy!) and the only thing that I could’ve made it better was cushion on the seats and alcohol.  So I got to thinking, how awesome would it be if there was like a adult slushy spot!  Much like the daiquiri drive thrus in Louisiana, but no drive thru of course.  NOT A BAR either.  Bars are always hardcore drinking.  No beers here or anything else that’ll attract the hairy.  No, this is for pretty people.  And you can even bring your none drinking pals along for a virgin whatever. 

A friend of mind was ready to draw up a business plan and start applying for licenses when another thought came to me.  Kiyo…why don’t you just start carrying your flask again!  I can spike drinks EVERYWHERE!  McDonald’s shakes;  QuickTime slushes; milk in my cereal!; the possibilities are ENDLESS!  So in lue of doing all that paperwork, I encourage you to go buy yourself a flask.  The end.

Have you seen the remote?

So friends…can we talk for a sec?  Can I “keep it real”?  Promise you won’t “read” me for throwing you under the bus?  Okay, well here’s the tea.  I’m going to plea that you start paying closer attention to the backgrounds in your pictures.  Do you think that floral sheet is a good substitute for curtains or blinds?  Boo boo, your home is a disaster!  How dare you buy a digital camera before matching linens.  And is that a Mariah Carey poster on your wall?  Did you tear that out of Wassup! magazine?!  How old are you again?  And for those mature queen that think that framing this celebrity photos is the classier route, I’m here to inform you that IT IS NOT.

Also, enough with the household products being used to size up your dick.  Okay, we get it.  It’s large.  Yes it looks a lot like a television remote.  HELL NO, I won’t change the channel!  Walk yo ass up to the set.  Another question is what would be the household equilvalent for the vagina? hm…I guess I should take a pic with my ass and a…apple.  Apple bottoms, get it?!  Oh you no fun, lol.

Oh damn Janet, now I have to roll in oil..

So apparently there’s a new photo of Janet floating the web that has all the bloggers and family punching keyboards across cyberworld. 

I can’t confirm…the photo is HOTNESS on a arctic day.  But…I have to play devil’s advocate on this photo.  For one, its obvious that this is NOT a recent photo.  We all saw Janet just a few weeks ago at the televised memorial, and though she was FIERCE (love love loved it Janet, very old school Diane Carroll Dynasty), but let’s state facts people.  Janet is…rountound.  What?  YES I LOVE JANET.  These are facts.  I can’t front, I do have major beef with Janet and it’s only because of her weight flauxuation.  I’m love “juicy” Janet more then this “record release six-pack” Janet.  This woman obviously has a disorder that is being overlooked because she’s a icon and a member of the Jackson dynasty.  Think about it.  If anyone else, celebrity included, dropped and pick up and dropped weight like Janet does, wouldn’t the tabloids be all over it? 

P.S. Yes she’s a dead ringer for Michael Jackson, especially in this photo.  How genius is it of the whole family using the same surgeon?!  Come on now, it makes such sense.  I wonder if there was a discount.  Who got surgery first?  I wonder if that information is available on the internet.  The Jackson Family plastic surgery timeline.

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No sweet dream, this is definitely a nightmare

  So…I’m wide awake because I’m afraid to fall back into the same dream.  See, I dreamt that I was on a date, why I don’t know, and the guy took me back to his place, why again I don’t know, and he came back naked….He was wearing BODY MAGIC all evening…to conceal his man hips.  Omg, I couldn’t breathe!  I sprint for the door and just ran my little heart out!  He chased me, knocking over shit with his man hips.  I think I’ll never sleep again.

Tyler Has Brian J. White

okay, i need a production company!…NOW BRIAN!…WHO NEXT? shit, i got a job for these guys…

Tyler's Blackbook must be THE SHIT!..Brian J. White, lawdy

Let’s Pray She Crafty

I love Solange with all my heart but…damn baby…damn…I’m not mad that she’s trying something different, I can’t even imagine the pressures black women have with hair issues but…why do the cut look so angry?  Baby we have barbers for that, let Mae fade you out, line you up and give you some fly ass 80s parts.  Or at least a brush boo boo.  I’m not going to count Solange out the fashion pool though.  The cut has potential.  These pictures are just a casual wednesday stroll.  When she get poshed up, Amber Rose may wanna look out.  

You idiot….

Today on this episode of “You Idiot”, the question of the day is:

Why do white people run in the rain?  They run in rain, sleet, snow, hell, heat, blizarres, cofetti, with people throwing oranges at them, dogs nipping at there New Balance sneakers, I mean and for what?   Oh to prove you’re a WARRIOR!?  Oh you think people are driving pass you thinking “wow, i wish i had his/her discipline.  he’s/she’s such a WARRIOR!”  No STUPIDO!  We saying, “look at that damn fool.  lemme hit this pot hole of water and splash some sense into that ass and hopefully she’ll/he’ll get the hint and take that mushy ass home.”  Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for being fit, determined and focused.  But…people these are the same people who won’t drink water in plastic because they read somewhere there’s toxins in the plastic.  BUT YOU ARE OPEN TO HEAT STROKE.

BLACKsummers’ night

I’ve never really liked Maxwell’s work.  I mean he was very distinguished and handsome, but his albums did very little if anything for me.  Whenever, Wherever, Whatever & Lifetime was the SHIT! But the rest of that LP…I could’ve passed.  And this was in a time when iTunes wasn’t dominating the music world and you had to either buy the entire project or Napster it.  So I can honestly say, there was simply not enough room on my 30gb iPod when I was transferring music that heavenly day I laid down $250 smacker-roos and bought my iPod Video.  I didn’t even miss him.  I was still holding my breath waiting for the return of Tevin Campbell & Bilal!

Then came Pretty Wings…Okay Maxwell, you could be on to something.  Then I saw him.  DAMN HE LOOKS GREAT! Okay Maxwell, I see the new do, do you playa! Play on!…But I wasn’t sold.  Then I heard Fist Full of Tears.  WTF! MAXWELL YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY MONEY?!  Oh shit, this better be good!  And he did NOT disappoint.

BLACKsummers’ night is a three disc compilation that Maxwell has been working hard on for many years.  The concept is each cd will show a different side to love.  BLACKsummers’ night is the darkier side of love.  Love lost, heartbreak, healing, etc.  blackSUMMERS’ night is supposedly going to be the happier side to love.  More joyous and upbeat.  And blacksummers’ NIGHT will be comprised of GOOD OL’ FASHION BABYMAKING MUSIC!….AWWWWWW genius.  Of the three cds, I’m thinking BLACK will probably be my favorite simply because I don’t really care for Maxwell’s fast work…even midtempo.  And BLACK mellows the listener out.  So if you don’t already have your copy, listen to some tracks below (turn off the blog track in the right bar) and if they do anything for you, then this cd is for you too.

BLACKsummersnight

Damnit I wanna live forever too!!!!

So they remaking, or should I say, REMADE FAME!  Okay, my only qualm is WHERE WAS I FOR THE AUDITION!!!!  I could’ve dusted off my ballet slippers, threw on my dancer’s belt and tights and still razzle dazzled them!  BUT NOOOOOOO….and no I didn’t want the role as Leroy.  How cliché, typical fag.  NO I WANTED TO BE A EXTRA IN THE BACKGROUND…you know that one fine ass black boy in the background of all the dance movies that all the black gay men seem to spot and say, OH look at that one in the back, paying no attention to the dialog, just watching him leap around filling out his tights!  THAT’S ME! damnit, well it COULD’VE been me.

Fame…theater near you soon, yeah whatever.

Put some gay into it…

So Ciara has finally got the memo.  If the gays do not approve, your career is bound to flop is you wanting to play DIVA.  Ciara is like…a silence filler.  Something the club played before they got back to the real divas for people to catch their breath (Get Me Bodied, Boom Boom POW!, Feedback, then I’m Fine [MJB!} wears a fag OUT! interlude please).  BUT Ciara has such a hit on her hands, and man did she deliver with the video.  Good job Ciara.  You get two snapped and a swirl.  Video after the jump.

Speed it up already

So, Beyonce is back again with yet another awesome video.  Yes it is the same general concept but with a few new elements to add a little more for the “family”.  There’s a Thierry Mugler metal suit to slay all vimbots for all time.  A fingerwave lace wig with blonde highlights, WHO KNEW! Took me back to Jada in Low Down Dirty Shame.  Also there’s like 1:12 seconds of Beyonce just walking and serving the WORLD body galore.  And this really ghetto break down dance that is sooooo unlike her, I NEARLY FELL OFF THE SOFA  WHEN I SAW IT AND IMMEDIATELY HAD TO LEARN IT…  So yes I love the videos.  I’ve heard some bloggers say they want more, that the concept is tired and they want something fresh and innovative like Lady Gaga.  Okay…Lady Gaga is like queen young pop bitch.  She’s already rich from all the writing she did, she’s not a cash cow, she’s artist.  She has A LOT MORE TIME ON HER HANDS THAN BEYONCE.  They trying to retire Beyonce by the age of 30.  Sure, it’ll be one of those fake Jay-Z retirements, but none the less, that is when I expect to she her at her greatest artistically because the money won’t be a factor.

Let’s state the facts.  There would be no Beyonce without a Matthew, there wouldn’t be a Celine without that old wrinkley man, there wouldn’t be a Michael or Janet without a Joe, there would be no Whitney without Clive, no Ms. Ross without Barry Gordy two timing ass, and there would be no Mariah if there wasn’t a Tommy Mottola.I love how we act brand new and gang up on the newest icon on the scene.  We’ve seen all this before people.  Mariah was popping out the small shit for TEN YEARS! Yes it was good, but it was the same damn thing, and the videos were all of her singing “in rehearsal” and some damn wind scenes.  Come on people.  AND I LOVE HER! don’t get me wrong, but Mariah was on a mission.  To be the greatest selling female artist of ALL TIME and she delievered.  Now that moment has gone and we’re left with Mimi.  No comment.  But this is just Beyonce’s moment.  Embrace it!  These stars are like rainbows, just magical, mysterious beauties that just appear out of nowhere and then fade to the background.  Enjoy the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW, while you can.  Trust me hate and destain for her is nothing going to slow the money train, and its only going to make you age faster.

SLAY THEM BITCHES BEYONCE!!!!!!

Martin, Little Shop of Horrors, School Daze, My Wife & Kids, Boomerang….

…House Party, Sprung, All of Us, Rita Rocks…TISHA CAMBELL IS THE SHIT! I’m sorry, someone needs to say it.  PRAISE THE LAWD THERE’S A TISHA CAMPBELL! I LOVE HER. LOVE LOVE LOVE HER! YOU DO TOO!  She played in all of your favorites!  And you were happy to see her!  Tisha is just SO underrated, I just wanted to take a moment and make space for her on my blog as I have in my heart.  Tisha delivers and stays working.  Singing, dancing, acting, directing, comedian YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!  YES TISHA! They don’t get it, but I got my eye on you. Love you Tisha and your big booty husband, you’ll better play B-list Jada & Will!  And that’s only because they do more white films.  They rub elbows with Tomcat…you can rub shoulders with…Courtney Cox and David Arquette. :-)

Blogger’s Secret Weapon

Okay my fellow bloggers, I have a gift for you.  I discovered this being the nerd that I am.  This is for PC bloggers only, Mac folks I’m sure there’s a application you can purchase for $74.23 somewhere, but PCers…this is free.

To update my blog I’m going to start using this application called Windows Live Writer.  Basically it makes it easier to share your photos, thoughts, and videos on almost any blog service – Windows Live, Wordpress, Blogger, LiveJournal, Typepad, and many more.  It’s HEAVENLY.  You setup all your blogs in one spot, its stores the passwords and address and you create your blogs OFFLINE and publish them when you find time.  It’s looks just like your blog, and you can do EVERYTHING on it.  Songs, links, pictures, you name it.   So you can blog ANYWHERE!  No more worrying about losing your connection and your hard work.  You can even set the publish date & time! So if this is something that will make your life a little easier and you want in on this wonderful free gift, click the link below and enjoy!  http://download.live.com/writer

Gotta know when to hold ‘em & when to fold ‘em people….

Kyle from College Hill was caught on video, courtesy of someone’s crappy cell phone, wilding the hell out in a Winn Dixie.  Okay…people…especially gays. 

Nobody wants to hear your shit.  Yelling gets you no where and leaves you looking like a gorilla.  This scares sane people because this is not everyday for them, but for you it is and you believe it is necessary to move mountains or get your latte right, whichever the case my be.  I’m not saying I don’t do it, but I try other routes FIRST.   You’d be surprised how much more powerful whispering is and how much more cooperative people are when you’re nice to them even though they’re DEAD WRONG.  Let them fuck up and make you look like the peacemaker.  STOP QUESTIONING IT BITCH AND TRY IT SHIT! ignorant ass…urgh…enough. lmao.

Can someone tell me…

Whatever ever happen to Harlem Heights?  I was without BET most of the season and too lazy to go online and watch it (BET’s website is sooooooo busy).  So can someone tell me if they coming back, were they cancelled, they anyone find love?  Talk to me family.