Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Ewww bitch, that’s just nasty

pod28 I almost slapped a passenger’s hand off me during boarding, OMG i seriously had a wwjd moment.  We’re boarding the plane and this woman heads to the lavatory on the plane.  This already urks me, because I SAW HER sitting out there in the concourse with nothing to do, NOW suddenly she’s gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now (don’t you just love that commercial…and i feel such relief at the end “and I don’t gotta go right now”…such a happy ending).  I’m standing there eyeballing all the passengers taking their seats, you know how I do, when this LADY grabs me by my elbow.  “Excuse me, there’s no water on the plane.”  UH, THEN WHY YOU GOING AROUND SPREADING SARS TOUCHING ME!!!!  The nerve!  I had to catch myself...  Makes me want to spray myself with Lysol like it’s OFF…damn you lady…damn you to hell.

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