Inappropriate.

A friend of mine that’s a bartender made the wickedly funny observation the following rude acts of nature and I just had to share.

Some inappropriate behavior observed this week:
1) Chatting about work during a burial service
2) Talking on cell phone while taking a shit in a public restroom
3) Grunting so loud and obnoxious at the gym it sounds orgasmic
4) Pink shirt with popped collar

Pink Shirt Popped Collar guy tried to order a Cosmo from me and I in good conscious could not serve him without saying anything.

Conversation went like:
PSPC: "can i get a Cosmo?"
Mr. B. "how about you turn down that collar?"
PSPC: "is that some sort of dress code or something?"
Mr. B: "no, just a good idea in general"
collar got turned down and i resumed making his drink...

And I die.