Skinny bitch

Why am I being ridiculed for being thin? It's not like I'm unhealthy thin, I'm naturally a thin sexy guy. Okay the sexy would be a matter of opinion, but it is fact that I'm thin. Still, people seem to think that for some reason, my weight is up for discussion. Now if I told someone to eat cigarettes instead of cheeseburgers, I’d be a bitch, but for some reason people fell they can ask me about my diet.  Just the other day I had Chick-fil-a in my hand as I went to Domino’s to order a personal pan pizza in the airport.  “You gonna eat all that?”  Now if I were a beast obese, that comment would have never rolled off her lips, but because she’s ignorant and foolish, she felt she had room to speak.  Ring it up chick, I’m not counting calories.  And okay, call me crazy…but when did it become the norm to be fat? I mean really. I'm all for people being their naturally healthy weight. I'm naturally thin. It works for me. But I can't help but feel that Americans have things ass backwards.

In the words of the remake of The Woman’s Annette Benning “This is my face [body], deal with it.”