Speed it up already

So, Beyonce is back again with yet another awesome video.  Yes it is the same general concept but with a few new elements to add a little more for the “family”.  There’s a Thierry Mugler metal suit to slay all vimbots for all time.  A fingerwave lace wig with blonde highlights, WHO KNEW! Took me back to Jada in Low Down Dirty Shame.  Also there’s like 1:12 seconds of Beyonce just walking and serving the WORLD body galore.  And this really ghetto break down dance that is sooooo unlike her, I NEARLY FELL OFF THE SOFA  WHEN I SAW IT AND IMMEDIATELY HAD TO LEARN IT…  So yes I love the videos.  I’ve heard some bloggers say they want more, that the concept is tired and they want something fresh and innovative like Lady Gaga.  Okay…Lady Gaga is like queen young pop bitch.  She’s already rich from all the writing she did, she’s not a cash cow, she’s artist.  She has A LOT MORE TIME ON HER HANDS THAN BEYONCE.  They trying to retire Beyonce by the age of 30.  Sure, it’ll be one of those fake Jay-Z retirements, but none the less, that is when I expect to she her at her greatest artistically because the money won’t be a factor.

Let’s state the facts.  There would be no Beyonce without a Matthew, there wouldn’t be a Celine without that old wrinkley man, there wouldn’t be a Michael or Janet without a Joe, there would be no Whitney without Clive, no Ms. Ross without Barry Gordy two timing ass, and there would be no Mariah if there wasn’t a Tommy Mottola.I love how we act brand new and gang up on the newest icon on the scene.  We’ve seen all this before people.  Mariah was popping out the small shit for TEN YEARS! Yes it was good, but it was the same damn thing, and the videos were all of her singing “in rehearsal” and some damn wind scenes.  Come on people.  AND I LOVE HER! don’t get me wrong, but Mariah was on a mission.  To be the greatest selling female artist of ALL TIME and she delievered.  Now that moment has gone and we’re left with Mimi.  No comment.  But this is just Beyonce’s moment.  Embrace it!  These stars are like rainbows, just magical, mysterious beauties that just appear out of nowhere and then fade to the background.  Enjoy the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW, while you can.  Trust me hate and destain for her is nothing going to slow the money train, and its only going to make you age faster.

SLAY THEM BITCHES BEYONCE!!!!!!