What I Got Out Of the MJ Memorial

Ohhhhhhh this is good.  So let me start off with saying the memorial was TERRIFIC! Such great execution, heartfelt speeches & moving  renditions.  Just beautiful.  Here’s my highlights. The GOLD CASKET. Janet not hugging hardly anybody.  LaToya’s hat.  The Jackson girls all wearing Versace courtesy of  Janet’s phone call personally to Donatella.  J-Hud no longer denying being pregnant.  Barry Gordy making us laugh.  Stevie leaving EVERYONE’S FACE SOAKING WET.  Joe Jackson WAVING TO STEVIE AS HE ENTERED THE STAGE.  Mariah apologizing her letting Mimi take over.  Queen Latifah phoned it in and called Maya Angelou to make her speech more then a joke.  And all the Jackson brothers looking like Maxwell.  Maxwell now, not then.  They all had that haircut…Jermaine’s was a little Bigen overkill, but still they looked great.  They old men! Give em so credit.  Oh, and I discover there was a twin that passed early on, I didn’t know that.

Now this is what I’m going to take from the whole MJ memorial. 

1.  Can I request all black luxury cars at my funeral too?  Range Rovers, Mercedes, Rollys Royce & Maserati’s only.  And they must be black.  If you don’t have one, rent it as a group, otherwise watch the video footage.

2.  The will.  Can I will to leave Lady Gaga as the guardian of my baby, snoodle Monty Banks?  Do you think she’ll kindly accept or turn Monty into a hat?

3.  I can’t do the gold casket, but cause I do a PLATNIUM URNE?  I want to be able to be ship across the country to hang out with friends, and they ship me back home :-).  Creepy, I know.  But not so creepy in a PLATNIUM URNE! HUH!? HUH?! lol

Love you Michael.