You idiot….

Today on this episode of “You Idiot”, the question of the day is:

Why do white people run in the rain?  They run in rain, sleet, snow, hell, heat, blizarres, cofetti, with people throwing oranges at them, dogs nipping at there New Balance sneakers, I mean and for what?   Oh to prove you’re a WARRIOR!?  Oh you think people are driving pass you thinking “wow, i wish i had his/her discipline.  he’s/she’s such a WARRIOR!”  No STUPIDO!  We saying, “look at that damn fool.  lemme hit this pot hole of water and splash some sense into that ass and hopefully she’ll/he’ll get the hint and take that mushy ass home.”  Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for being fit, determined and focused.  But…people these are the same people who won’t drink water in plastic because they read somewhere there’s toxins in the plastic.  BUT YOU ARE OPEN TO HEAT STROKE.