Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Can I just have a ice tea? I’ll take it Long Island…

So I was in Caribou Coffee the other day enjoying some free internet and a slushy mango drink infused with tazo tea (yummy!) and the only thing that I could’ve made it better was cushion on the seats and alcohol.  So I got to thinking, how awesome would it be if there was like a adult slushy spot!  Much like the 2alcholdaiquiri drive thrus in Louisiana, but no drive thru of course.  NOT A BAR either.  Bars are always hardcore drinking.  No beers here or anything else that’ll attract the hairy.  No, this is for pretty people.  And you can even bring your none drinking pals along for a virgin whatever. 

A friend of mind was ready to draw up a business plan and start applying for licenses when another thought came to me.  Kiyo…why don’t you just start carrying your flask again!  I can spike drinks EVERYWHERE!  McDonald’s shakes;  QuickTime slushes; milk in my cereal!; the possibilities are ENDLESS!  So in lue of doing all that paperwork, I encourage you to go buy yourself a flask.  The end.

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