Does Mercedes make bicycles?

So last week I was watching Inkwell and had a epiphany!  I would like a bike!  It’s a genius idea.  I live not far from Piedmont Park, right in the heart of Atlanta and its a environmentally friendly way of transportation which is so end right now; everybody is going green.  I couldn’t stop envisioning myself peddling through the city streets with my little messenger murse, oversized sunglasses, looking up at the clouds smiling while I scare little kids playing in the streets and running cars off the road trying to avoid collision.  So I headed to the local bike store.  To my surprise, apparently Mercedes do make bikes or at least that what the price tag showed!  $2499, $1349, hell $549 was a BARGAIN!  What’s this foolishness?!  I was expecting to spend about $30 and  peddle my ass out to the parking lot!  Where are the HUFFYs?!  Needless to say, I laughed in the sale woman face and then headed to WAL-MART!  Found my bike!  Isn’t it pretty?!  Yeah, no one told me I’d have to peddle myself and that’d be work.  Something called exercise, who knew?  How sneaky I thought.  But I won’t fret because come next summer I’ll be rocking those ridiculously short shorts showing off my Nair legs making the boys drool as the power-bottom zooms by.  Awe, victory. So if you see me on the road riding by or walking my bike up a hill, lol…feel free to honk as you drive by laughing.  Please refrain from throwing things at me.