All The Way KiyoRay

A letter…to Beyonce, PT.1

2009-11-06T02:46:00.000-08:00

Dearest Beyonce,

It is 5:46am as I type this. My brain isn’t even fully operating at this stage; I’m still 75% alseep…well maybe 76%. So, why are you up Kiyo Ray? Well…after all the hype and build up surrounding the your video premiere, my tv was glued to MTV from…5:30pm…till midnight. This is a HUGE deal for me, because I hardly watch actual TELEVSION & this was the first time I’d turned on my tv all day. FINALLY, realizing either I missed it some how or I’ve been bamboozled, I gave up and retired to bed. DREAMS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME, DREAMS PLAGUED me of the video’s countless possibilities for execution! I sleep very rough… My spirit says “GET UP! That video HAS TO BE released or leaked by now! It’s 12hrs later.” Nothing. I’ve become SO aside myself, I start searching for answers, but none of the official sites or blogger homies have any new information as to what’s happened! How MTV, yourself, Lady Gaga, Sony OR HELL SOLANGE NOT going to release a statement after all that promoting? I’m still not over that THERE WAS ACTUALLY A COUNTDOWN CLOCK somewhere you could’ve downloaded! What for!? To watch DISASTER DATE!!??

Then I come across Concertloop, who says the video has be postponed to a future date in Nov. Then, they go on remind us that your camp has decided to RERELEAS I Am…Sasha Fierce, supposedly an even MORE deluxe album (so this now make album #3), but IT ONLY HAS TWO NEW TRACKS!!!!!! ANDDDDDDDD ONE HAS LLLLLLLLLLONG BEEN LEAKED!!!!!!! (POISION…CLICK TO DOWNLOAD FOR FREE, opps! you made it, oh well) THENNNNNNNNN to make matters even MORE shady, choosing THE SAME DAY TO RERELEASE THAT LADY GAGA IS TO DO HER RERELEASE (Nov 23)!!!! You think we can NOT see what’s going on!? ARE YOU THREATENED BY THE HAUSE OF GAGA!? As much as I love you Beyonce, LAWD KNOWSSSSS I LOVE MY BEY, I can’t support on this treatment to us loyal fans. They say NOTHING LAST FOREVER and people always tell me she’ll HAVE TO come down eventually, and ‘sadly enough, now I realize what the death of your career will be; this management and marketing tactic. They overexpose you, not to showcase all your talent, but to cash in with greed. Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Besides, it’s a recession! YES IT’S STILL GOING. And while I personally have not been effected by such, I STILL carry myself accordingly. May I suggest others do the same. THIS IS JUST GREEDY AND TACKY.

THE MOMENT I heard you called on Lady Gaga to deliver a verse for Video Phone, instantly I could see through the plot. Let’s face it, LADY GAGA IS THE ISH! She magically appeared from Planet ISH and conquered all! OF COURSE YOU’D WANT A LITTLE BIT OR YOUR SHINE BACK SHE STOLE! Before Lady Gaga gets TOOOOO huge and leaves what appears to be your lack of originality behind in the dust with this raw talent she possess, you want to get in on the ground floor. Bey, this method has always been your thing. Get someone while they hot, before they SIMMER OFF and use them, mimic their style, study the master like a patient apprentice AND THEN stab the master in the back with their OWN teachings and then move on to the next threat. IS THIS THE KNOWLES WAY!? Why I say that? Go back and watch Solange’s FIRST video from the 2nd album “I Decided”. Notice all those green screen effects from Melina? Now look at her SECOND video release, “Sandcastle Disco”…SAME EFFECTS BUT hmmmmm this says…DIRECTED BY SOLANGE! I’m done. I can so just see Solange coming around when Melina was editing “I Decided” sitting in the background like “oh don’t mind me, I’m just watching anxiously” and taking notes on her laptop so she wouldn’t have to pay Melina again!

Seeing you are a true lady, and out of respect, I have removed all swearing from this letter, but I’m very disgusted. Bey, I’m begging you to get your camp on the ball because baby they slipping on your career and longevity in a MAJOR way baby. Love you still, muah.

- Kiyo Ray

Where’s my bag?

2009-11-04T08:07:00.001-08:00

Why hasn’t some gay man STOLE Lady Gaga’s carry-on luggage from the plane yet? OMG I KNOOOOOOOOOOW I would. Can you just…IMAGE all the goodies in there?

ATL BGP

2009-09-10T09:23:00.001-07:00

I didn’t participate in this year’s Labor Day festivals in Atlanta…for the most part…BUT there was plenty of excellent footage captured by some of my favorite bloggers. I love these guys, I really do.

Drama Dupree gives us commentary on his adventures and photos to go with it. I. LIVE. for his laugh and vocabulary, but I must hand the Emmy to DD for bringing me INTO Pride; I felt I was there.

I have no idea where this video came from but…yes those are men and yes they slayed. Goodness…thanks to Drama Dupree yet again from bring this all to my attention.

My lovely friend over at 3LWTV never disappoints. Watching the video just…completes the Piedmont Sunday activities. Love the editing.

More to come as it unfolds…

Did you watch Ellen yesterday?

2009-09-10T08:49:00.001-07:00

Yeah…yeah…oh, these are the pictures in that spark the fire…(courtesy of Darien of LOLDarien)

Darien has no problem with the earrings being promoted but thanks the topless shot it tacky. I feel polar opposite. For one, Sheree’s earrings are as tacky and classless as she is This hood chick throws a big SHE on some bamboo gold earrings and I’m just not feeling it around the way girl. Also, why is Sheree giving me…ninja? Yeah, I prefer Kim’s shot. I think the braless shot gives the photo a little more edge, it’s very tastefully done, and it’ll stir a little controversy. Let’s be real, sex sells and she’s serving it up for the kids. I love it. And her earrings. Surely Sheree didn’t make her’s too.

Oscar worthy

2009-09-09T22:00:00.001-07:00

get into some of these facial expressions i captured from the oprah/whitney interview…THIS IS JUST THE PROMO ALONE PEOPLE!…i swear whitney could give CLASSES on being dramatic…the suspense is killing me, monday can’t get here fast enough…

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Added to my playlist…

2009-09-09T18:57:00.001-07:00

So I stated before that I would stop auto-streaming music, but I hope that doesn’t stop you from stepping into my world and enjoying some of the sounds that are giving me LIFE…here’s one…

Solange – Calendar (click to download mp3)

This song was not released on Solange’s SolAngel & the Hadley Street Dreams project, but it quickly became a fav or mine. The lyrics, my GOD the lyrics. Solange has yet again proven that she is a force to be reckoned with when it comes down to laying down fierce writing. love it solange.

What’s left?

2009-09-09T18:37:00.001-07:00

So have you heard they’re bringing BACK Sex And The City in a followup sequel to the movie? I love the show, and I loved the first movie because it was a huge event here in Atlanta (all the ladies came to the Atlantic Station on opening night just STUNTING! YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!) but…are they messing with too much of a good thing? I mean what’s left?…Guess we’ll have to wait and see…

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YES! SCORE!

2009-09-09T17:58:00.001-07:00

It’s official, after all the rumors, it has been confirmed…Ellen Degeneres will be replacing Paula Abul as judge on American Idol. Damnit, now I HAVE to watch…I. Heart. Me. Ellen!

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Enough all ready…

2009-09-09T17:19:00.001-07:00

I can’t tell if I’m more over American Idol…or America’s Next Top Model Cycle 49…Yeah I think it’d be American Idol…

btw, i already have a favorite this cycle…the red head crazy girl…Rebecca i think is her name

Kan-sexyyyyeeee????

2009-09-09T16:17:00.001-07:00

WHO KNEW!…good look Kanye

So overdue

2009-09-09T16:10:00.001-07:00

Remember MTV BANNED JANET JACKSON?! The baby sister of the ICONIC MICHAEL JACKSON whose sole video legacy is arguably what JUMPSTARTED FUCKING THE MTV GENERATION….if you can’t tell, i’m highly disturbed by this. Moving on. So MTV has granted Janet’s access and she will be taking the stage at the VMA’s this year (Sept. 13 @ 9pm est) in a tribute her decesed brother. I know most people are thinking, this is great, but really is this moreso MTV coming in when its beneficial to their ratings? Because honestly, before this was announced, the only reason to watch this year’s VMAs was to see Beyonce take the stage. Now which Janet on the bill AND A MJ TRIBUTE IN STORE, you know even more people are going to tune in. I just would love for Janet to cancel on their ass at the last minute or better yet, have her titty pop out again and have a pasty on her nipple telling MTV & Justin Timberlake to SUCK IT BITCH…Genius right?!

p.s. have you seen Janet lately? i stalker friend of mine have found pics of her upcomping Harper’s Bazaar cover story and I must say, yummy mrs. jackson. yummy indeed.

Oprah’s “Best Interview Yet”

2009-09-09T15:45:00.001-07:00

The first part of the two part interview with Whitney Houston is set to be aired come Sept. 14th. People, this is definitely must see t.v. SO MUCH so, I will be purchasing a CASSETTE and recording this event on the good ol’ VCR. Here’s the promo for the interview. Check out how dramatic Whitney’s expressions are. I. LIVE.

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one last quick note. why was oprah looking all…common? didn’t SHE KNOW she was doing a interview with WHITNEY FUCKING HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM!…urgh frustrated is I.

Big Whoop!

2009-09-09T15:35:00.001-07:00

So what’s with celebrities having such HAIR issues? I mean seriously, it’s just a IMAGE. Illusion or real, it doesn’t really matter. It’s just fun! Omg hair is not suppose to be…so deep. And if you taking it to that level, shame on you for being so shallow!

Tyra took it to the next level REVEAL HER REAL HAIR like its a unsolved mystery. Personally, if I’d gone to the taping of Tyra show and got there to find she didn’t have her fabulous wig on, and I was going to have to sit there and WATCH this bitch get her hair done during taping…I’d be SO PISSED! But that’s just me. If you didn’t watch, which I’m sure nobody did, then here’s the clip. Big whoop! NEXT!

Vlog Update!!! Vlog #2

2009-08-18T18:07:00.001-07:00

Letter from the editor…

2009-08-18T18:06:00.001-07:00

Hey my blog & vlog family! Let me start out by saying thank you for your continued support and for entertaining my foolishness really. It makes my heart smile. I was asked how often I’d be updating the Blog & Vlog and I want to be honest. The perfectionist in me keeps me from update more often. I’ll do my best, but these are my babies. I want it done right or not at all. Still, the objective is to have you able to check back the blog all throughout the week, and for you to be able to start your Mondays off with Vlog footage every other Monday for that beginning of the work week smile (again, I’ll do my best)!

I’ve also made a few changes to the layout of the page. I added two slideshows off in the side bar. The first being of just lovely gay, bi, and transgender people being lovely. All races, all creeds, all colors, all genders. Unfortunately, gay love & beauty is taboo and we don’t see it embraced enough, so I want to do my small part in helping usher in the movement.The second being of dreadful people and things being…well….dreadful. It’s just for fun people, for a good laugh or to make you feel better, which ever it is at the moment you look at the pictures. I can’t take credit full credit for the idea though, that’s belongs to my genius blogger and co-worker Darian over at LOLDarian. Be sure to support his site along with the others listed, they do such amazing work and keep you informed with all the latest. Each site has a little different taste, so I’m sure you’ll find something you love just as much as here!

Also, I’m going to stop playing the auto-tune. It just seem too much and overbearing, I don’t want you to have to mute your computer if you at work or something, or maybe you listening to you’re own music and don’t want to have it interupt, trust me, I understand. So that’s coming down and instead, I’m going to upload tracks that you can easily download for yourself and listen to at your very own leisure! Genius! Now people, I have ridiculously good taste in music, this I’m very confident in. So I’m telling you, if you find it here, it is worth downloading!

Lastly, I’ll be posting my Vlog into the Blog! It’s only natural. The Vlog is something very new that I’m trying to get off the ground so I appreciate all of your love and telling your friends to check it out. It’s just wholesome new age fun with technology. I hope you enjoy. And if you do, tell two friends, then hopefully they’ll tell two friends and so on and so forth.

You have my love; Remember life is but a dream, so dream BIG my loves. MUAH!

YESS!!!!! YES YES YES! 36 VIDEOS AND COUNTING…

2009-08-18T18:02:00.001-07:00

Lookie what a very dear friend of mine turn me on to! I love it! Her name is Charlotte and it appears…Charlotte has been receiving government crazy checks since the age of 5. Yes people, Charlotte does the most! She is a Apple store legend. Going from Apple store to Apple store across the country singing, preaching AND modeling for the masses. I’m going to stake of the Lenox Square Apple store tomorrow in hopes of getting autograph. Enjoy the following clips.

Here we have Charlotte speaking the word…

And here we have Charlotte modeling the latest fashions from Milan; work Charlotte. I LOVE how she scares off the customers, particularly the pasty white nerd in the Mickey Mouse tee! He’s totally out of his comfort zone.

And lastly, oh but not least, turn up your headphone and prepare to take in…The Charlotte Experience.

People this is someone’s mother…AND someone’s grandmother. Save her.

Become apart of KiyoRayTube history

2009-08-18T17:55:00.001-07:00

YouTwitFace, I need your help! Do you have a webcam? Are you pretty? Would you like to be apart of my YouTube family? I want you on my VLOG! Its really simple. If you have a cam, just record yourself answering the following questions from the comforts of your choice of surroundings and I’ll edit your answers into the show.

1. What is your favorite word?

2. What is your least favorite word?

3. What turn you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?

4. What turns you off?

5. What is your favorite curse word?

6. What sound or noise do you love?

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

9. What profession would you not like to do?

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear GOD say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

The questionairre is made popular by the great Mr. James Lipton of insightful program, Inside The Actors Studio. The questionairre is both fun and insightful, so let’s have fun with it!

Teen Cribs? But…

2009-08-18T17:49:00.001-07:00

they not paying the fucking bills, that’s mommy and daddy money?! Aside from that, so I guess that MTV wants to show me that even snotty nose 15 year old are living grander than me. Oh, so it’s a bloodline thing. I should blame my FAMILY for not having those things! It all makes so much sense now. Seriously though, one thing my family DID give me are looks…apparently something none of these kids inherited. Goodness, you showing me the home theater, horse stables and shit…WHERE’S THE FUCKING GYM?! Step away from the fridge fatty! And put on a bra! I have to give those titties two thumbs DOWN! So what if you’re a boy! No excuses. Ugly ass kids. Store bought friends. They don’t like you. The programming on MTV is enough to make you pawn your t.v. and put up a nice painting to stare at…or in my case, a mirror :-)

IIIIIIIIIIII told ya so….

2009-08-18T17:46:00.003-07:00

Solange looks haute! I told you the cut wouldn’t take away from her loveliness. I mean, look at that face! All the great faces can pull off low cuts! Whitney, Solange, Shamira Davis, Aisha Thomas, Keith Grant, Maxwell, Eric Benet, Badu, Amber Rose, Kiyo Ray.

This daring move is not for the weak and “unique” faces. No, this is for the people who serve up face! It’s what we do, its who are, its our natural beauty. Thank you Lord Jesus! We are not our hair!

Oh and just let me add how I love how Solange just throws on a lace wig and hits it! HA! Work Solange. “Where’s your hair?” I sent it out to get washed, I’m going to the park with my son; move dearie, got better things to do.

Does Mercedes make bicycles?

2009-08-18T17:46:00.001-07:00

So last week I was watching Inkwell and had a epiphany! I would like a bike! It’s a genius idea. I live not far from Piedmont Park, right in the heart of Atlanta and its a environmentally friendly way of transportation which is so end right now; everybody is going green. I couldn’t stop envisioning myself peddling through the city streets with my little messenger murse, oversized sunglasses, looking up at the clouds smiling while I scare little kids playing in the streets and running cars off the road trying to avoid collision. So I headed to the local bike store. To my surprise, apparently Mercedes do make bikes or at least that what the price tag showed! $2499, $1349, hell $549 was a BARGAIN! What’s this foolishness?! I was expecting to spend about $30 and peddle my ass out to the parking lot! Where are the HUFFYs?! Needless to say, I laughed in the sale woman face and then headed to WAL-MART! Found my bike! Isn’t it pretty?! Yeah, no one told me I’d have to peddle myself and that’d be work. Something called exercise, who knew? How sneaky I thought. But I won’t fret because come next summer I’ll be rocking those ridiculously short shorts showing off my Nair legs making the boys drool as the power-bottom zooms by. Awe, victory. So if you see me on the road riding by or walking my bike up a hill, lol…feel free to honk as you drive by laughing. Please refrain from throwing things at me.

Can I just have a ice tea? I’ll take it Long Island…

2009-08-18T17:44:00.001-07:00

So I was in Caribou Coffee the other day enjoying some free internet and a slushy mango drink infused with tazo tea (yummy!) and the only thing that I could’ve made it better was cushion on the seats and alcohol. So I got to thinking, how awesome would it be if there was like a adult slushy spot! Much like the daiquiri drive thrus in Louisiana, but no drive thru of course. NOT A BAR either. Bars are always hardcore drinking. No beers here or anything else that’ll attract the hairy. No, this is for pretty people. And you can even bring your none drinking pals along for a virgin whatever.

A friend of mind was ready to draw up a business plan and start applying for licenses when another thought came to me. Kiyo…why don’t you just start carrying your flask again! I can spike drinks EVERYWHERE! McDonald’s shakes; QuickTime slushes; milk in my cereal!; the possibilities are ENDLESS! So in lue of doing all that paperwork, I encourage you to go buy yourself a flask. The end.

Have you seen the remote?

2009-08-18T17:42:00.001-07:00

So friends…can we talk for a sec? Can I “keep it real”? Promise you won’t “read” me for throwing you under the bus? Okay, well here’s the tea. I’m going to plea that you start paying closer attention to the backgrounds in your pictures. Do you think that floral sheet is a good substitute for curtains or blinds? Boo boo, your home is a disaster! How dare you buy a digital camera before matching linens. And is that a Mariah Carey poster on your wall? Did you tear that out of Wassup! magazine?! How old are you again? And for those mature queen that think that framing this celebrity photos is the classier route, I’m here to inform you that IT IS NOT.

Also, enough with the household products being used to size up your dick. Okay, we get it. It’s large. Yes it looks a lot like a television remote. HELL NO, I won’t change the channel! Walk yo ass up to the set. Another question is what would be the household equilvalent for the vagina? hm…I guess I should take a pic with my ass and a…apple. Apple bottoms, get it?! Oh you no fun, lol.

Oh damn Janet, now I have to roll in oil..

2009-08-12T19:24:00.001-07:00

So apparently there’s a new photo of Janet floating the web that has all the bloggers and family punching keyboards across cyberworld.

I can’t confirm…the photo is HOTNESS on a arctic day. But…I have to play devil’s advocate on this photo. For one, its obvious that this is NOT a recent photo. We all saw Janet just a few weeks ago at the televised memorial, and though she was FIERCE (love love loved it Janet, very old school Diane Carroll Dynasty), but let’s state facts people. Janet is…rountound. What? YES I LOVE JANET. These are facts. I can’t front, I do have major beef with Janet and it’s only because of her weight flauxuation. I’m love “juicy” Janet more then this “record release six-pack” Janet. This woman obviously has a disorder that is being overlooked because she’s a icon and a member of the Jackson dynasty. Think about it. If anyone else, celebrity included, dropped and pick up and dropped weight like Janet does, wouldn’t the tabloids be all over it?

P.S. Yes she’s a dead ringer for Michael Jackson, especially in this photo. How genius is it of the whole family using the same surgeon?! Come on now, it makes such sense. I wonder if there was a discount. Who got surgery first? I wonder if that information is available on the internet. The Jackson Family plastic surgery timeline.

Add Vlogger to the resume!!!! Vlog #1

2009-08-03T18:09:00.000-07:00

No sweet dream, this is definitely a nightmare

2009-07-25T00:57:00.001-07:00

So…I’m wide awake because I’m afraid to fall back into the same dream. See, I dreamt that I was on a date, why I don’t know, and the guy took me back to his place, why again I don’t know, and he came back naked….He was wearing BODY MAGIC all evening…to conceal his man hips. Omg, I couldn’t breathe! I sprint for the door and just ran my little heart out! He chased me, knocking over shit with his man hips. I think I’ll never sleep again.

Tyler Has Brian J. White

2009-07-23T11:45:00.001-07:00

okay, i need a production company!…NOW BRIAN!…WHO NEXT? shit, i got a job for these guys…

Tyler's Blackbook must be THE SHIT!..Brian J. White, lawdy

Let’s Pray She Crafty

2009-07-23T10:06:00.001-07:00

I love Solange with all my heart but…damn baby…damn…I’m not mad that she’s trying something different, I can’t even imagine the pressures black women have with hair issues but…why do the cut look so angry? Baby we have barbers for that, let Mae fade you out, line you up and give you some fly ass 80s parts. Or at least a brush boo boo. I’m not going to count Solange out the fashion pool though. The cut has potential. These pictures are just a casual wednesday stroll. When she get poshed up, Amber Rose may wanna look out.

You idiot….

2009-07-17T18:24:00.001-07:00

Today on this episode of “You Idiot”, the question of the day is:

Why do white people run in the rain? They run in rain, sleet, snow, hell, heat, blizarres, cofetti, with people throwing oranges at them, dogs nipping at there New Balance sneakers, I mean and for what? Oh to prove you’re a WARRIOR!? Oh you think people are driving pass you thinking “wow, i wish i had his/her discipline. he’s/she’s such a WARRIOR!” No STUPIDO! We saying, “look at that damn fool. lemme hit this pot hole of water and splash some sense into that ass and hopefully she’ll/he’ll get the hint and take that mushy ass home.” Don’t get me wrong, I’m all for being fit, determined and focused. But…people these are the same people who won’t drink water in plastic because they read somewhere there’s toxins in the plastic. BUT YOU ARE OPEN TO HEAT STROKE.

BLACKsummers’ night

2009-07-17T18:21:00.001-07:00

I’ve never really liked Maxwell’s work. I mean he was very distinguished and handsome, but his albums did very little if anything for me. Whenever, Wherever, Whatever & Lifetime was the SHIT! But the rest of that LP…I could’ve passed. And this was in a time when iTunes wasn’t dominating the music world and you had to either buy the entire project or Napster it. So I can honestly say, there was simply not enough room on my 30gb iPod when I was transferring music that heavenly day I laid down $250 smacker-roos and bought my iPod Video. I didn’t even miss him. I was still holding my breath waiting for the return of Tevin Campbell & Bilal!

Then came Pretty Wings…Okay Maxwell, you could be on to something. Then I saw him. DAMN HE LOOKS GREAT! Okay Maxwell, I see the new do, do you playa! Play on!…But I wasn’t sold. Then I heard Fist Full of Tears. WTF! MAXWELL YOU TRYING TO TAKE MY MONEY?! Oh shit, this better be good! And he did NOT disappoint.

BLACKsummers’ night is a three disc compilation that Maxwell has been working hard on for many years. The concept is each cd will show a different side to love. BLACKsummers’ night is the darkier side of love. Love lost, heartbreak, healing, etc. blackSUMMERS’ night is supposedly going to be the happier side to love. More joyous and upbeat. And blacksummers’ NIGHT will be comprised of GOOD OL’ FASHION BABYMAKING MUSIC!….AWWWWWW genius. Of the three cds, I’m thinking BLACK will probably be my favorite simply because I don’t really care for Maxwell’s fast work…even midtempo. And BLACK mellows the listener out. So if you don’t already have your copy, listen to some tracks below (turn off the blog track in the right bar) and if they do anything for you, then this cd is for you too.

BLACKsummersnight

Damnit I wanna live forever too!!!!

2009-07-17T18:08:00.001-07:00

So they remaking, or should I say, REMADE FAME! Okay, my only qualm is WHERE WAS I FOR THE AUDITION!!!! I could’ve dusted off my ballet slippers, threw on my dancer’s belt and tights and still razzle dazzled them! BUT NOOOOOOO….and no I didn’t want the role as Leroy. How cliché, typical fag. NO I WANTED TO BE A EXTRA IN THE BACKGROUND…you know that one fine ass black boy in the background of all the dance movies that all the black gay men seem to spot and say, OH look at that one in the back, paying no attention to the dialog, just watching him leap around filling out his tights! THAT’S ME! damnit, well it COULD’VE been me.

Fame…theater near you soon, yeah whatever.

Put some gay into it…

2009-07-17T17:59:00.001-07:00

So Ciara has finally got the memo. If the gays do not approve, your career is bound to flop is you wanting to play DIVA. Ciara is like…a silence filler. Something the club played before they got back to the real divas for people to catch their breath (Get Me Bodied, Boom Boom POW!, Feedback, then I’m Fine [MJB!} wears a fag OUT! interlude please). BUT Ciara has such a hit on her hands, and man did she deliver with the video. Good job Ciara. You get two snapped and a swirl. Video after the jump.

Speed it up already

2009-07-17T17:33:00.001-07:00

So, Beyonce is back again with yet another awesome video. Yes it is the same general concept but with a few new elements to add a little more for the “family”. There’s a Thierry Mugler metal suit to slay all vimbots for all time. A fingerwave lace wig with blonde highlights, WHO KNEW! Took me back to Jada in Low Down Dirty Shame. Also there’s like 1:12 seconds of Beyonce just walking and serving the WORLD body galore. And this really ghetto break down dance that is sooooo unlike her, I NEARLY FELL OFF THE SOFA WHEN I SAW IT AND IMMEDIATELY HAD TO LEARN IT… So yes I love the videos. I’ve heard some bloggers say they want more, that the concept is tired and they want something fresh and innovative like Lady Gaga. Okay…Lady Gaga is like queen young pop bitch. She’s already rich from all the writing she did, she’s not a cash cow, she’s artist. She has A LOT MORE TIME ON HER HANDS THAN BEYONCE. They trying to retire Beyonce by the age of 30. Sure, it’ll be one of those fake Jay-Z retirements, but none the less, that is when I expect to she her at her greatest artistically because the money won’t be a factor.

Let’s state the facts. There would be no Beyonce without a Matthew, there wouldn’t be a Celine without that old wrinkley man, there wouldn’t be a Michael or Janet without a Joe, there would be no Whitney without Clive, no Ms. Ross without Barry Gordy two timing ass, and there would be no Mariah if there wasn’t a Tommy Mottola.I love how we act brand new and gang up on the newest icon on the scene. We’ve seen all this before people. Mariah was popping out the small shit for TEN YEARS! Yes it was good, but it was the same damn thing, and the videos were all of her singing “in rehearsal” and some damn wind scenes. Come on people. AND I LOVE HER! don’t get me wrong, but Mariah was on a mission. To be the greatest selling female artist of ALL TIME and she delievered. Now that moment has gone and we’re left with Mimi. No comment. But this is just Beyonce’s moment. Embrace it! These stars are like rainbows, just magical, mysterious beauties that just appear out of nowhere and then fade to the background. Enjoy the rainbow, TASTE THE RAINBOW, while you can. Trust me hate and destain for her is nothing going to slow the money train, and its only going to make you age faster.

SLAY THEM BITCHES BEYONCE!!!!!!

Martin, Little Shop of Horrors, School Daze, My Wife & Kids, Boomerang….

2009-07-17T17:11:00.001-07:00

…House Party, Sprung, All of Us, Rita Rocks…TISHA CAMBELL IS THE SHIT! I’m sorry, someone needs to say it. PRAISE THE LAWD THERE’S A TISHA CAMPBELL! I LOVE HER. LOVE LOVE LOVE HER! YOU DO TOO! She played in all of your favorites! And you were happy to see her! Tisha is just SO underrated, I just wanted to take a moment and make space for her on my blog as I have in my heart. Tisha delivers and stays working. Singing, dancing, acting, directing, comedian YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! YES TISHA! They don’t get it, but I got my eye on you. Love you Tisha and your big booty husband, you’ll better play B-list Jada & Will! And that’s only because they do more white films. They rub elbows with Tomcat…you can rub shoulders with…Courtney Cox and David Arquette. :-)

Blogger’s Secret Weapon

2009-07-17T17:05:00.001-07:00

Okay my fellow bloggers, I have a gift for you. I discovered this being the nerd that I am. This is for PC bloggers only, Mac folks I’m sure there’s a application you can purchase for $74.23 somewhere, but PCers…this is free.

To update my blog I’m going to start using this application called Windows Live Writer. Basically it makes it easier to share your photos, thoughts, and videos on almost any blog service – Windows Live, Wordpress, Blogger, LiveJournal, Typepad, and many more. It’s HEAVENLY. You setup all your blogs in one spot, its stores the passwords and address and you create your blogs OFFLINE and publish them when you find time. It’s looks just like your blog, and you can do EVERYTHING on it. Songs, links, pictures, you name it. So you can blog ANYWHERE! No more worrying about losing your connection and your hard work. You can even set the publish date & time! So if this is something that will make your life a little easier and you want in on this wonderful free gift, click the link below and enjoy! http://download.live.com/writer

Gotta know when to hold ‘em & when to fold ‘em people….

2009-07-17T16:50:00.001-07:00

Kyle from College Hill was caught on video, courtesy of someone’s crappy cell phone, wilding the hell out in a Winn Dixie. Okay…people…especially gays.

Nobody wants to hear your shit. Yelling gets you no where and leaves you looking like a gorilla. This scares sane people because this is not everyday for them, but for you it is and you believe it is necessary to move mountains or get your latte right, whichever the case my be. I’m not saying I don’t do it, but I try other routes FIRST. You’d be surprised how much more powerful whispering is and how much more cooperative people are when you’re nice to them even though they’re DEAD WRONG. Let them fuck up and make you look like the peacemaker. STOP QUESTIONING IT BITCH AND TRY IT SHIT! ignorant ass…urgh…enough. lmao.

Can someone tell me…

2009-07-17T16:44:00.001-07:00

Whatever ever happen to Harlem Heights? I was without BET most of the season and too lazy to go online and watch it (BET’s website is sooooooo busy). So can someone tell me if they coming back, were they cancelled, they anyone find love? Talk to me family.

370z Roadster Convertible

2009-07-17T16:43:00.001-07:00

I see what I’m going to have to do. I’m going to have to carjack someone on in the midwest in one of those states we forget even exist like Nebraska or Oregon and drive this pretty little thing all the way back to the A in time for Labor Day festivities.

Just really Nissan?! Is it just me or does it seem like every since we’ve heard what bad state American carmakers are in, foreign car dealers are like LET’S SHUT THEIR GREEDY AMERCIANS ASS DOWN, muhahahaha (evil laugh…strokes hairless cat).

Child hood…

2009-07-17T16:39:00.001-07:00

In this segment of Childhood reflection, I want to reflect with you on when…I was gay but didn’t have a clue.

So it was like 10 years ago or so, I think I was 9 or 8, whatever…YES THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO! Don’t do it!…Anyway, SO I remember staying in an apartment with my mom & brother. My mom had a good friend who stayed in the complex, her name was Lydia if memory serves me correct. Lydia had two sons, don’t ask me their names, and for the sake of the story only one matters, so let’s call him…Michael. Actually that maybe… OMG I CAN’T TELL A STORY! I THINK HAVE A.D.D. I must get through this, please don’t give up on me. SO, it was like a friday night and Lydia and her son Michael where over visiting and watching tv. We had family visiting from out of town, Kingsville, TX, very country, love it! So everybody just chilling hard, when Lydia asked me to go get something from her apartment. Sure Lydia! Michael wants to come too. He’s like 6. Sure Michael, I’ll be seen in public with you. So of course we race to her apartment, that’s what kids do, RUN EVERYWHERE! I get whatever it was, probably cigarettes, and we head back out. Michael wants to piggyback. Sure Michael, this will be FUN! yay!…I mentioned it’s night right? Okay so here I am with Michael on my back. “Faster, faster” Sure Michael, I’m play along. Running with Michael…on my back…in the dark…through the apartments parking lot….. Yeah. Trips on a SPEED BUMP, good old fashion speed bump too, not one of those smooth wide ones. Now you have to picture, my arms are holding Michaels legs, because that’s piggyback protocol. So I land HEAD ON, SLIDING FROM THE MOMENTUM! Yeah. I hop up SCREAMING MERCY MERCY! AND JUST HAUL ASS BACK TO THE APARTMENT! i have no clue what became of Michael, to hell with him, THIS IS MY FACE!!!! OMG MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! I get back to the apartment; my face is just burning. Everything that you can think of that…protrudes, was completely DESKINNED! The tip of my nose, forehead, cheekbones, chin, upper lip, JUST GONE! White as chicken meat. Just screaming MERCY MERCY! They wash and BURN THE HELL OUT MY FACE TO AVOID INFECTION, then everybody sits around rubbing coco butter on my face. I’m just crying, LAWD…LAWD WHY ME?! HELP ME LAWD. And then…BET premiered Whitney’s “I’m Your Baby Tonight”…the crying CEASED! AND I WAS SHHHSING EVERYBODY!….

Yeah…the power of a legendary diva on a gay at ANY AGE! I will FOREVER love Whitney for that memory, she was right on time….TO THE WHITE MEAT PEOPLE. And yes I had to go to school like that. Did they tease me? HELL NAW, I’M KIYO RAY! I WAS BORN SHARP, i wish a bitch would’ve came for me!…it also helped my brotha was THE bully and would’ve beat them senseless. I was the pretty one! That’s what I do! Chao babies.

All In Your Kool-Aid!

2009-07-17T16:28:00.001-07:00

People, share you favorite KoolAid tips with me please! I want to be able to serve up the greatest KoolAid ever at broke and bougsie gathers I throw. So far I’ve heard:

1. Always mix a lemon KoolAid pack with whatever other flavor you’re making

2. Throw in fresh fruit; oranges, lemons, limes, pineapples if you feeling “jazzy” (those were her exact words! i love it)

3. My tip: buy the lemon and lime juice that’s in the plastic fruit shaped containers by the real fruit, and squeeze that potent juice in that KoolAid and you’re guaranteed a kick.

So what else you got for me family? And if you use any of these tips please share your experience with the rest of us.

BET Awards….

2009-07-17T16:23:00.001-07:00

error. no blogging allowed, too much swearing.

i will get this out…Beyonce started off looking like a Golden Girl head to bed with that nightie outfit with the shoulder pads, suddenly I wanted cheesecake, and then….

WTF SHE’S A TOOTH FAIRY?! they said its a artistic visualization of her actual wedding dress…WOW. SCAREY!

The rest of the show…(hangs his head in shame).

What I Got Out Of the MJ Memorial

2009-07-17T16:20:00.001-07:00

Ohhhhhhh this is good. So let me start off with saying the memorial was TERRIFIC! Such great execution, heartfelt speeches & moving renditions. Just beautiful. Here’s my highlights. The GOLD CASKET. Janet not hugging hardly anybody. LaToya’s hat. The Jackson girls all wearing Versace courtesy of Janet’s phone call personally to Donatella. J-Hud no longer denying being pregnant. Barry Gordy making us laugh. Stevie leaving EVERYONE’S FACE SOAKING WET. Joe Jackson WAVING TO STEVIE AS HE ENTERED THE STAGE. Mariah apologizing her letting Mimi take over. Queen Latifah phoned it in and called Maya Angelou to make her speech more then a joke. And all the Jackson brothers looking like Maxwell. Maxwell now, not then. They all had that haircut…Jermaine’s was a little Bigen overkill, but still they looked great. They old men! Give em so credit. Oh, and I discover there was a twin that passed early on, I didn’t know that.

Now this is what I’m going to take from the whole MJ memorial.

1. Can I request all black luxury cars at my funeral too? Range Rovers, Mercedes, Rollys Royce & Maserati’s only. And they must be black. If you don’t have one, rent it as a group, otherwise watch the video footage.

2. The will. Can I will to leave Lady Gaga as the guardian of my baby, snoodle Monty Banks? Do you think she’ll kindly accept or turn Monty into a hat?

3. I can’t do the gold casket, but cause I do a PLATNIUM URNE? I want to be able to be ship across the country to hang out with friends, and they ship me back home :-). Creepy, I know. But not so creepy in a PLATNIUM URNE! HUH!? HUH?! lol

Love you Michael.

Mac vs. PC, pt.1

2009-07-17T15:57:00.001-07:00

So I’ve been considering purchasing a Mac (particularly today since my computer has caught yet ANOTHER virus and this time it won’t allow me to open IE to work AND it talks like a radio show or something on my computer!), but have many reservations because I really do love the freedom of a PC. See PCs allow for more…personalization. There’s a application FOR FREE to do anything on a PC. You can customize everything, from icons, to sounds, to startup applications and default applications. You also can do those things that….well, NOBODY is suppose to allow you to do, like download and save .flv files. Macs are moreso for people who…are lazy. They don’t want to figure stuff out, they just want to press and button and shit happen! I understand this too! The interface of Macs is so simple and clean, a kid can make a movie, produce some tracks and write a book about a frog and a pilgrim on it. All before juice time. You get in, you get out, you get what you want to have done DONE. Just you have to buy a application for everything you can think of, and those applications start around $50. But with all these joy comes pain. Viruses. Omg, you WILL catch a virus with a PC, that’s just the facts, so I hope you have a very strong virus protection plan to discover and shut that shit DOWN. Now here’s where I start to wonder which is the better buy. The equipment for PCs, you can get a very strong product for roughly $650-750 HOWEVER the necessary protection…$99.99 (anitvirus) +$49.99 (webprotector) ANNUALLY A PIECE. Yeah. Your Apple, $1000-1500, depending on your needs, but that’s the bottom line. Damn. Maybe I should be considering getting that MacAir a little hardier.

Whitney’s Looking To US People

2009-07-17T10:26:00.001-07:00

Let’s not let her down, hopefully she’ll return the favor. Whitney is out promoting her Sept 1 release YES YES YES! She’s out there flaunting that beautiful face, causing a ruckus at the crack house because crack sales are down, she got EVERYBODY getting clean and being a role model just for being HUMAN. Yes she’s human people. Yes that voice don’t make ANY SENSE, and it’s a real dig at those fat church girls because they realllllllly thought if nothing else, they had “the” voice (sorry skinny bitches will forever rule, eat a porkchop and deal with it). Yes, she rocked that blonde wig in I Wanna Dance With Somebody not being able to dance one LICK like her name was Susan (Whitney fans will get that). I LOVE IT! And she’s coming back just as a courtesy to her fans. As a testament that GOD can pull you through ANYTHING. As the legend that she is. People PLEASE DON’T EXPECT “I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU” Whitney, because you asking for something unrealistic. Everyone’s voice changes over time, not just the greatest vocalists of all time (my beef with Mimi is she’s on this Benjamin Button, growing young bs. Can I get Mariah back, Mimi is just so rich bitch whose hobby is public domain on amazon & iTunes). I couldn’t honestly care less if she can recapture the glory of her heyday. I’m just happy to see she’s CLEAN, her mind is CLEAR, and when I see her pictures, WHITNEY LOOKS TO HAVE FOUND PEACE! That’s enough for me. She’s shared herself and enriched to lives of plenty. She’s proved herself though she never had too. And I happy to see she’s found herself.

I’ll do better…

2009-07-17T00:17:00.001-07:00

Social networking will have to take a backseat, I to do better by the blog. Thanks for staying tuned during the hiatus.

I Miss You Old Friend…

2009-07-07T20:45:00.001-07:00

I will forever cherish the childhood memories that Michael Jackson created for me. I remember whenever he was on t.v….it was like magic man. Like the whole world just stopped for one moment and he held our attention for that 5 minutes of that song, whatever song it may have been. I didn’t own Michael Jack son albums, I won’t lie. I was young when his material was being sold. But I lived for his music videos. There were like motion pictures. So epic. Remember how the entire world tuned in for the debut of Remember the Time? Remember the premiere of Scream? Him and Janet sliding on the floor. It was just so ahead of it’s time. I’m getting chills thinking about it. I remember wishing the tiles would light up after I saw Billy Jean, I STAYED in the kitchen using my imagination…one day I’d be a entertainer just like Michael. He installed that in me. He installed that in all of us. That in this life, if you can dream it, if you can imagine it, it can come true. Nothing about Michael was ordinary…and I appreciate him for that. To this day I find myself fighting to break free of the chains that society has me bound. Who made these rules? Why do I insist on living by them? When I’m gone, will I have lived the life I wanted to live or the life that was safe? Michael didn’t play it safe. He was a risk taker…he was a innovator…he was my friend. I dedicate the song playing tonight in remembrance of Michael Jackson. The words spoke to my heart the first time I heard it. I think it describes most of us. None of us are perfect but we mean well…at least I like to hope things are that way.

I love you Michael. I never gave energy to the rumors, I never stopped supporting you or looking to your next bit of genius magic. Love defines logic and it overcomes all negative when its true and pure like that love your fans and myself have for you. The media will not change our love for you…and though I never met you, one day I will…and I’ll thank you. Thank you for the magic.

HUGE Update Tomorrow…

2009-07-07T15:01:00.001-07:00

Okay, I have simply being wasting all of my ideas and thoughts on social sites (facebook, twitter (follow me @KiyoRay), myspace, etc.) well, I’m going to bring those ideas and thoughts over the the blog in a slightly more extended version. See, those sites limit your characters and abilities completely to paint a picture. It’s not so easy to fully relay your point. AWE but here on the blog, the possibilities are endless. Still, I look at all these BRILLANT blogs and think to myself, shit I don’t have TIME like that! These sites have become magazines! How do they do it?! They like field reporters, even have videos edited like they entering Cannes!…More power to them but my A.D.D. bipolar ass can’t pull that off. Most are college & grad students I’m realizing, or teams of contributors. That’s awesome. But seriously, there’s a whole staff of people that aren’t being paid to write all this shit?! Let’s hustle people, this is a recession.

I have a LOOOOONG list of items to cover and it keep growing, so I have to get everything laid out. Stay tune into Kiyo’s world. SAY WHAT?!

And who does YOUR weave I ask?

2009-03-04T09:03:00.001-08:00

And I live.

For those without gaydar…

2009-03-04T08:23:00.001-08:00

Have you ever wondered, hm…is gay is he? Well I have a fail proof test that guarantee's instant gratification.

Press play on Beyonce. When he start doing the single ladies routine IN THE CAR, you’ll have your answer.

My spidey sense is tingling…

2009-03-04T07:51:00.001-08:00

If you hadn’t heard by now, when asked what will Tyler Perry be doing to celebrate his 40th birthday, he responded, "I’m going to buy my own island.” My only question is when’s the black gay pride so we can mark our calendars. Will I need my passport?

…..and I die.

Inappropriate.

2009-03-04T07:38:00.001-08:00

A friend of mine that’s a bartender made the wickedly funny observation the following rude acts of nature and I just had to share.

Some inappropriate behavior observed this week:
1) Chatting about work during a burial service
2) Talking on cell phone while taking a shit in a public restroom
3) Grunting so loud and obnoxious at the gym it sounds orgasmic
4) Pink shirt with popped collar

Pink Shirt Popped Collar guy tried to order a Cosmo from me and I in good conscious could not serve him without saying anything.

Conversation went like:
PSPC: "can i get a Cosmo?"
Mr. B. "how about you turn down that collar?"
PSPC: "is that some sort of dress code or something?"
Mr. B: "no, just a good idea in general"
collar got turned down and i resumed making his drink...

And I die.

Fact.

2009-03-04T07:33:00.001-08:00

Most…anglo-saxons can fit a water bottle in their back pocket. Think about it. I know this picture not right, but I couldn’t help but post it.

Am I the only one…

2009-03-04T07:27:00.001-08:00

When I was a kiddo, I use to record little radio show commentary on my boombox and play them back to myself in like a mixtape. How corny was I! I love it. Am I the only one that’s guilty of doing this? Where are those tapes now?

Of course this little boy in the picture is not me; don’t be cute.

Commitment

2009-03-04T07:18:00.001-08:00

What. Is. Wrong. With. Me. I’m so sorry bloggy poo for neglecting you, but I’ve been an unorganized mess being on reserve at work. ANYONE that knows ANYTHING about being a flight attendant knows that you can’t get your thoughts in order when you’re on call 20-21 days out of the month. I swear its like being a paranoid crackhead in one of those SCREAM movies; I jump everytime my cell phone rings. Oh lawd, please don’t let them get me.

But blog, my love, I have put reserve in my rearview and I’m here to give you the much need attention you deserve and require. Please accept my apology and believe when I say I promise to do better :-). I heart you bloggy poo.

Spooked out

2009-03-04T07:10:00.001-08:00

Oh dear, my cereal was haunted this morning and spelled out this spooky message…OOooooooooo. I got chills. Frankie says they were just cherrios & that’s its all in my head, to which I replied so is everything….he didn’t get it.

Where in the world…

2009-03-04T06:24:00.001-08:00

Is Janelle Monae. I love her so.

I’m lovin’ it…

2009-03-04T06:21:00.001-08:00

I ndia.Arie has pulled out all the stops on this latest project… If you haven’t heard it, I should have a track posted so turn up your volume on your fancy pc or mac. The cd has all the elements of genius artistry. The lyrics are profound and deep. The arrangements are melodic and enriching. And the vocals are…phenomenal and yummy. GOD bless her for continuing to fight the fight of terrible mainstream music.

Speaking of which, what’s the foolishness of Keri Hilson coming for Ciara and Beyonce on her remix to Turnin’ Me On? She cute and all but not too much Keri; you can’t even get your album in stores which shows the lack of confidence your label have in your project. Have some class dear; hating is SOOOO 1972. Get a calendar, welcome to the new millennium. The president is BLACK and WHAT! (holds up black panther fist)

Back to great music (don’t want to end my entry on a sour note), check out Amel Larrieux’s latest single, Orange Glow, which can be found on iTunes for a lovely 99cent (why is there no cent button accessible on computers? hm). Better than a value double meat with cheese OR sweet tea. It’s food for the soul; can I have another bowl? She’ll be releasing a single every month for at least the next four months and depending on the response they’ll go further so be sure to support. The concept in the digital age is genius.

Oh dear, Pt.2

2009-03-04T05:43:00.001-08:00

Oh dear. Solange, whose currently on tour with Estelle on a small circuit throughout the U.S., apparently throw the mic STAND (the heavy thing folks) in to the audience HITTING A FAN!!! Great googly moogly! That just saved me $29 plus a trip to Grady. And of course someone with a camera phone was there to capture the moment as always and was so kind as to post it on YouTube. You have to love all this technology. It’s enough to make Inspector Gadget shop on eBay.

Speaking of Grady, quick side note on how HILARIOUS Atlantians are…a friend of mine was telling me that she was exiting off 85 and there was this major accident off to the side of the road. The woman was all bruised and bloody and was screaming at the top of her lungs “oh please don’t take me to grady. please don’t take me to grady!” over. and over. and over again. Really? You’d rather die than be cared for at Grady hospital?

Harlem Heights, Episode 1 & 2

2009-03-04T05:41:00.001-08:00

I didn’t watch the show, seeing all of BET’s reality show efforts have fallen flat and seem to be recorded with someone’s cell phone, BUT I took the time out to watch it online. OMG, I live. Meet the girls…

It’s the first reality show where I don’t have ONE particular favorite. After only two episodes I can say I’m loving all the girls swag and ambition, particularly Brianna & omg Brooke (I heart her!). I can see that people may think she’s full of herself, but isn’t it better to be thyself than to someone or anything else?? But this is coming from someone who no longer watched Girlfriends when Toni Childs didn’t return. Serious, if you didn’t get Toni Childs, you surely don’t get me.

Ashlie reminds me of Eva Pigford aka Eva The Diva. Thing is, her actual hair is uber boring. I’m mean seriously Ash, we still rocking the wrap? And we can’t blame it on the environment because these other lady looked posted up in a French Connection ad. I’m waiting for the day that she takes the hint and give herself a blonde ambition makeover. She’d slay the cast.

The show offered so many great one liners, my favorite so far being Brooke’s response to Ashlie’s text at the table during brunch (which was created by the gays I believe…i’m going to google it). “So, does anybody know what Ashlie’s going to wear so I can wear it better?” [Brianna] “Whatever you wear’s going to be better.” [Bridget, so cute] “Brooke, that’s not nice!” [Brooke] “She knew that was the risk when she decided to invite me, right?” And I live!

Question, has B.E.T. ever given camera time to a open black gay? How appropriate would it had been for them to cast one for this show. Think of all the positive, focused, goal-oriented black gay men of NYC that could’ve enlightened the ignorant. It’s enough to make me want to move to Harlem even more.

The guys have no appeal to me though. Seem to me like they’re playing to the camera and are overly focused on being role models. If it don’t come natural, it will read on camera. It’s a reality show, we not expecting perfection. Pierre is sweet though. Nice to see a black MAN on tv, not some thug boy wangsta. Can I get a AMEN?

Amber Rose. I heart her.

2009-03-04T05:40:00.001-08:00

How hot is Kanye’s latest flame?! Meet Amber Rose.

And let the choir say Amen!

Skinny bitch

2009-03-04T05:32:00.001-08:00

Why am I being ridiculed for being thin? It's not like I'm unhealthy thin, I'm naturally a thin sexy guy. Okay the sexy would be a matter of opinion, but it is fact that I'm thin. Still, people seem to think that for some reason, my weight is up for discussion. Now if I told someone to eat cigarettes instead of cheeseburgers, I’d be a bitch, but for some reason people fell they can ask me about my diet. Just the other day I had Chick-fil-a in my hand as I went to Domino’s to order a personal pan pizza in the airport. “You gonna eat all that?” Now if I were ~~a beast~~ obese, that comment would have never rolled off her lips, but because she’s ignorant and foolish, she felt she had room to speak. Ring it up chick, I’m not counting calories. And okay, call me crazy…but when did it become the norm to be fat? I mean really. I'm all for people being their naturally healthy weight. I'm naturally thin. It works for me. But I can't help but feel that Americans have things ass backwards.

In the words of the remake of The Woman’s Annette Benning “This is my face [body], deal with it.”

Ewww bitch, that’s just nasty

2009-03-03T19:45:00.000-08:00

I almost slapped a passenger’s hand off me during boarding, OMG i seriously had a wwjd moment. We’re boarding the plane and this woman heads to the lavatory on the plane. This already urks me, because I SAW HER sitting out there in the concourse with nothing to do, NOW suddenly she’s gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now (don’t you just love that commercial…and i feel such relief at the end “and I don’t gotta go right now”…such a happy ending). I’m standing there eyeballing all the passengers taking their seats, you know how I do, when this LADY grabs me by my elbow. “Excuse me, there’s no water on the plane.” UH, THEN WHY YOU GOING AROUND SPREADING SARS TOUCHING ME!!!! The nerve! I had to catch myself... Makes me want to spray myself with Lysol like it’s OFF…damn you lady…damn you to hell.

Oh Dear….Pt.1

2009-03-03T19:12:00.000-08:00

Okay, I don’t know much about the female anatomy, so when I got the oppurtunity to ask a real life girl questions about….life, I really went all out like I was writing a paper or something. Okay, one of the many things that completely blew my mind was…well, SHE SAID that the cootch would…taste like whatever the girl eats a lot of; SO if she eats a lot ramen noodles, then chicken & pork powder mix it is I’m taking it…. A friend of mine just told me that one of my favorite singers off all time, Amel Larrieux, only eats grains, egg whites & seaweed. Oh dear. How can I look at her the same?

03.01.2009 Word of the Week

2009-03-01T05:37:00.000-08:00

Increasing your vocabulary is so haute right now, so try including the word of the week to your repertoire to see if you can get it to stick or even start a trend (how HAUTE would that be). Scare your friends with your dare to be different, you’ll be a better person for it.

YUMMY

i.e. “OMG your shoes are so yummy, I’m going to cut your foot off like Kentae.”

Poor Man’s Mimosa

2009-02-25T06:29:00.000-08:00

2 parts Orange Juice

1 part Sprite

TADA!!!!! You’re brunch is served without a side of guilt or sin, YAY!!! Win win for all.

We live for the FAME

2009-01-26T18:23:00.001-08:00

Currently listening too… Lady Gaga – Just Dance

Okay, I want to be hip and happening! Everyone in the world seem to have a blog, myspace, facebook, model mayhem & iPhone (Yes folks, everyone loves the iPhone, all hall Queen Apple, I get it). Seriously, blogs are running magazines out of business, case and point Clik magazine issuing their farewell just last year… Wait was that last year? I can't remember, I don't keep up with bullshitters. Awwww, did that sound bitter? That's my intention. What's my beef with Clik? I'm keep it short and simple. I subscribed to the magazine, full year subscription, but only received one issue (a weak one at that), no refund or notification that the magazine was going under, and then go into my local bookstore and find that farewell issue on stands. Seriously, I'm like what the!

Enough of that, blogs are where its at now. So here I am cyberworld, love me ~~or leave me~~ (oh please love me and shower me in fame; I desperately seek your approval). Go ahead and subscribe for updates (simplify your life friends) but I mean…I HAVE A LIFE FOLKS! I won't be online everyday posting my two cents on everything, I just want this to be a fun and entertaining hobby. I know people who have to shut the door, turn off their cell phones, light candles & turn out all the lights to blog. I LOVE those people, because their blogs are the bomb diggie! Just not my style. They could be writing for a living; shit, Carrie got a movie, books, television show & a entire cult following out of doing this very same thing. No matter how much I write, this blog won't pay the bills of my extravagant Atlanta life. That is unless you send me money, which is always thoughtful… Even then though, I'd be out spending that money you sent which again keeps me from constantly blogging, so let's just keep it real. Still, when you're chilling at home after church fill all holy and divine, start up Ole Miss Dell or trusty oh iPhone, iTouch, iWannabe (for you Instinct peoples); put on some herbal tea with a fat free cookie and pull my blog up for a few laughs or possibly another deep spiritual revelation! You never know!!! S in Sunday is for SURPRISE!!! Sundays are great.

One last thing (thank you so much for reading all this btw); the entries posted prior to this one are from back in the day when blogging was still new and I was testing the waters on different sites. They’re good comedy so I wanted to share. Also, I can't be everywhere. I travel a lot, so I fall out the loop on some things going on, but I have a opinion on EVERYTHING! So if you hear or read about something somewhere you just would love to share with me, or even have a question or need some Sam Houston State University graduate advice on life, PLEASE email me the link or a quick synopsis at KiyoRay@gmail.com and I'll reply on the following Sunday's blog. So do share. Sharing is fun. YAY sharing!!! Word of the week.

Hell To Da Naw

2008-05-05T18:09:00.000-07:00

Whitney Houston, who is now clean and sober, won’t allow her ex-husband, Bobby Brown, to release the reality show “Being Bobby Brown” on DVD. Houston said the video footage displayed her to be under the influence of drugs and she refuses to sign the papers necessary to release the DVD. “Whitney blames the show for ruining her career and she won’t sign off on the contract to release the DVD,” Brown tells InTouch magazine. “There’s a lot of money to be made, but, because she won’t cooperate, we’ll never see it. I have a serious problem with that because it affects my income”, Bobby added.

Boo hoo Bobby, you’re career’s a wrap? You just not catching on? Shouldn’t he be use to being broke by now? Oh wait, he had Whitney…damn

What you listening to Whitney?

2006-10-10T17:46:00.000-07:00

Considering recent events, you may ponder to yourself “Whitney, what’s on you iPod?” Well after getting my Inspector Gadget on, I have the results.

Walk Away - Kelly Clarkson

Fallen Star - Latoiya Williams

Vocalise (End of the Line) - Lizz Wright

Hung Up - Madonna

Shake It Off - Mariah Carey (if she's not too full of herself to play Mimi)

Enough Cryin - Mary J. Blige

I'm Not Missing You - Stacie Orrico

If You Don't Wanna - Tamar

Love And I - Tamia

For A Lifetime - Teedra Moses...

Liar, Liar - Letocha Scott (the chick from xscape)

Irreplaceable - Beyonce

Sideline Ho - Monica

Why Her - Monica

What About Us - Brandy

lol....oh this too much fun...

Fighter - Christina A.

Like I Did - Deborah Cox

Ain't Gonna Beg You - Fantasia

Free Yourself - Fantasia

Mr.Messed Up - Floetry

Better Off Without You - Frank McComb (if she's that up to date)

The Best - Rahsaan Patterson

This Too Shall Pass - India.Arie THAT'S IT!!!! ON REPEAT!...she don't even need a iPod, she can put these on a Apple Shuffle...

What? You got “itis”?

2006-10-10T17:36:00.000-07:00

Okay, I'm feelin sorry right for these young girls that have to keep up with Beyonce and all, so I've kept quiet...BUT I'm done, they seriously not steppin up their game, and that's a slap in the face for someone whose tryin to support them, because they half-azzin and i'm spending hard earned money on their projects so they can go sit up somewhere...

Am I the only one feeling this?...I mean we may not see Rahsaan Patterson or Lalah Hathaway videos all over the tube all day, but hell, WE CAN CATCH THIS IN CONCERT SOMEWHERE!!!!...WHICH IS EVEN BETTER!...Beyonce is doing a WORLD TOUR what not even a MONTH later after this B-Day release, and the chick already has a THIRD VIDEO AND SINGLE OUT!!!!...

Monica...Christina...u killin me...

I mean...we have artist out there every week performing somewhere, but these "lab artist" are truly driving me up the wall because I'm torn, because before Beyonce, this lil slack they pulling was acceptable...now they whining and complaining that she's overexposed, no we've just become accustomed to lazy mainstream artist, and she's out there FOCUSED as though she didn't have the notoriety to ride on...

WHY?!!!!!!....

It's no longer about the vocals...its all about instrumentals...AND THEY KNOW THIS and if you don't believe me, then please tell my WHY would Pharrell put out a double cd in which the second cd is nothing more then instrumentals to the first?....People...FOCUS

Seriously though, I'm bout to delete iTunes all together and just pay for LimeWire Plus, because these fuckers don't deserve my hard earned money, I'd feel nothing stealing this tired beat-maker shit...and the TRUE artist, I can't even buy their stuff on iTunes no way...please...

Can one buy natural beauty?

2006-10-10T17:23:00.000-07:00

A friend of mine went the Tyra Banks show last week and reported back with all the details. For starters, he told me Tyra is thin...and we all know how Tyra loves to talk about be curvy, so my thought immediately went to all the other in the business, and wondering how tiny they must be in reality...But my real question was how did Tyra's make up and hair look in person, because on camera I feel it reads a lil "drag"...and I think she's a pretty girl...but they focus more on giving her beauty through products then to focus on her actual natural beauty and working on that...

I can't help but wonder...is it cheaper to shave off your eyebrows and draw them on than it is to have the arched correctly?...Is it MAC cheaper than Proactive?

And I Quote….

2006-10-07T17:53:00.000-07:00

You say its all in my head...I reply, so is everything, but you didn't get it. – Fiona Apple’s Paper Bag

Don’t Call Me

2006-02-05T11:52:00.000-08:00

Currently listening to… Madonna – Hung Up

Don't you hate it when people call you and they're doing something? Whether they are at the club or watching t.v., out to eat, whatever...They call and are like "What you doin?...Hey put that down, hahaha, stop that, hello?" What the fuck is that? Why are you calling me? What do you want? I didn't want to come to the club, why are you calling me from the club, having me to repeat everything I say because your tired ass Sprint phone isn't equipped with a adequate ear piece. Please get off the phone, you're wasting my unlimited free minutes.

Don't call me from work when you have absolutely nothing of significance to talk about, and just want to linger on the phone with me. I get it! Your job is a bore and you're tired of playing solitaire, what am I suppose to do to change that? Could you at least call me with something in mind to talk about?

Are you one of those people who just like to be seen on the phone in front of people? Does it make you feel important or less alone? Is something running through your head like,"I'm somebody popular and I have lots and lots of friends and I'm always on the go; these people just don't know how great I am and if they did, they'd want to know me too." If so, don't call me.

What provoked this entry was someone calling from back home, who I haven't talked to in over a month, who called me while his friend was in the store and he sat in the car waiting for him to come back. I mean what the fuck! You should've heard this conversation, everything about it was wrong! For starts don't say "Hey girl" to me, bitch I have a PENIS! I love my penis! Don't degrade me with that "girlfriend" bullshit. Secondly, he had nothing in mind of what he wanted to talk about. I mean, we not cool enough for you just call me and expect a conversation to manifest! You obviously don't know me that well at all if you calling with this "girlfriend" bs. So I need the conversation to have a direction. And lastly, here I was with the phone for my ear for all of 5 mins 21 secs of which I'd say 3 mins 12 secs of it was spent with him talking either to himself about there not being nothing on the radio, putting me on hold, or him talking to the guy getting back into the car. I just hung up the damn phone. Click.

Not everybody's as...direct as I am with that approach. He's lucky I didn't say anything and just chose to hang up. I could've easily told him "Hey, you having my number is doing nothing for me anymore, please delete it from your phone and find someone else to entertain you in your downtime, I'm not equipped with that gene." Whereas you may actually care about talking to this same person later on down the line, and don't want to burn a bridge. Great for you. That's not me. I'm not a people person, so I don't leave that room for error. Nope, I have my little Motorola with the selective silent feature, don't fuck with me, the phone won't ring, vibrate or light up when your ass call. But for those of you out there a little more "tactful", I've learned a couple of tricks to keeping people I don't want to hear from off my phone line, so I'm going to share them with my cyber family...

Hang up. Now this only works if one of you are using a cell phone, not if you're on land lines like at work or something. Of course if both of you are on a cell phone, it works like a charm...especially if someone is using Verizon or T-Mobile, those networks are bullshit anyway. Just hang up. They'll call back, and this part is key people...if you have a flip phone, keep your phone OPEN because when they call back, you'll need to press the end button to send them straight to voicemail. That way you give the illusion that your phone isn't acting right, otherwise the phone will just ring and ring, and your conscience (for those equip with those things) might kick in provoking you to pick up the phone...JUST SAY NO PEOPLE...Also side note you need to know your equipment. This is what I mean by taking into account the flipping if you have a cell phone, but this is very key with land lines though. What I mean by this is, if you're on a cordless phone, realize that most phones make a beep sound just before you hang up, that the person on the other end can hear if you hang up with them still holding the other end. And if you're on a corded phone, which my old fashion ass prefer actually, then PLEASE press the button on the cradle to hang up...DON'T just put the phone back on the hook because let me tell you PEOPLE CAN HEAR YOU HANGING UP...lol...its a very interesting sound too, very distinctive...don't be rude about hanging up unexpectly...wait...more like don't be obviously rude about hanging up in someone's face...yeah that's it.
Crumbling the paper. We've all seen this on t.v. where you get the nearest object around you and use it to pretend there's something terribly wrong with the connection. It works people.
Oh shit you dropped/broke/spilled your (blank). Okay, now this one is like very tricky, because you have to have some acting skill to use it and be creative and quick on your feet. Just pretend something unexpected happened and you just can't hold the phone to your face at that moment! "Oh damn, I spilled my...jell-o...aw damn, I have jell-o everywhere, aw man...Stop Toto, don't lick that...Ew I have to go, Toto is trying to eat the jell-o, you know he loves some jell-o, BYE!" I mean they're not actually there! They don't know if you're eating jell-o! They don't even know if you got a dog since the last time you talked!!!

Lawd why did I just give you'll these ideas? Lol...I can only imagine what close friends or of mine reading this are going to think. These rules do not apply to you!!! I love talking with some people, you should know the difference. I have a running joke with one friend who calls me and I say "Nikka what you want?". It's a joke, and he knows me so he gets me and plays along, even if it was me who called him, lol. I can even do this with my mother, it all depends on timing really. Timing is everything in life people. It's cute. Other people would be offended, like my grandmother. No no no, these rules only apply to those people you don't really care to speak to via the phone. Don't do this to love ones and family, that's just mean...but you know everyone has those associates who have you programmed in their phone for their boredom. To fill their time, they waste your time. Not interested.

I know someone who seriously does not talk on the phone. If you want to communicate with them you need to have a internet connection, otherwise you become pretty much invisible...Now, with a boyfriend in a different state (that I love talkin to even when he's rambling; the only rambler I allow) and a phone bill regularly around the $95 mark...I'm starting to become increasingly aware of how my minutes are used...Not just with the phone bill, but with life...

Who makes that?

2006-01-28T12:02:00.000-08:00

Currently Listening to…Pussycat Dolls - Beep

I'm sitting here, scrolling through different sites looking at porn, you know the Saturday usual, and I find this guy in this...amazing outfit...let me share...

Now obviously he's a stripper, but this is what's running through my head...who makes that? I mean look it...how do u wash it?...it looks delicate...can u put that in the machine?...could u imagine being at the laundry mat with him when he pulls this out?...what if he stays at home with his parents? does mom hand wash this?...the fabric is very patterned, but then look how they decided to put a zipper up the center...how did they decide on a zipper than buttons?...or tear away something, like Velcro...isn't that a bit risky?...there's a lot of room for error there...and then a collar...seriously a collar? Aren't collars suppose to give that..."clean-cut" look?...the entire outfit is see through...why bother with the coat? aren't you about to take it off? don't u want people to see?...why bother with any accessories?...how do u even decide?...was the cowboy hat the final touch?...how do u decide what shoes to wear? me, thinking logically, would probably sport some adidas for all the tricks i'd need to showcase...that way it'd be more comfortable and hit that pose just right and not worry about slipping on some beer or even money because there's no traction in your church shoes when u on hardwood floors...oh wait maybe he wore the coat to walk down the street and then was like BAM!...isn't that what the picture gives u the effect of?..."Pather you running late man, how long its gonna take you to get ready to go on because we need you out there like 5 mins ago." BAM!!!...Or at a restaurant, "Can I take your coat sir?" BAM!..."Oh my...this way to your table"..is it against the law to wear this outfit in public?...is there dress code on the streets? like in high school?...i mean he's fully clothed honestly...just...u can see straight through it...and i'm not offended at all, but it's not for everybody or every body if you get the idea...can i wear that to a club?...can i wear that to a funeral?...its all black and have a collar...and i'd wear the church shoes in that case...

Now don't think this is about this guy personally in any kind of way, I just have questions and this picture is what provoke me to start thinking...I'm thinking more about stripper wear designers as a whole, not even the profession of stripping...You know like those strippers that come out with the plastic g-string that literally contours to the penis like a second skin...there's actually not ANY string now that i think about it, no back at all...they more like a condom than logical underwear for support and just ass out, dick flopping everywhere...they could probably fuck someone right there and it be safe sex...now my dick hard because I'd join in the act, lol...Could I do that job?...Not the volunteer from the audience, because that's not a job that's luck...But the designing...Could I see this on my resume right next to my degree?...HELL YEAH, lmao...well not on my resume, but if it meant i got to see this ridiculously large black penises erect for "work purposes" dealing with measurement and fit, YES!...I'd do it for free shit...Matter fact, let me look into that...

You don’t know me like that

2006-01-16T12:10:00.000-08:00

Currently Listening to…Magnolia OST/Supertramp – Logical Song

Wanna make sure I get this right, without being too personal...Okay here's the conversation I had with a close friend of mine, discussing the point I was trying to make, I hope you can follow it...I'll color code it to make it a little easier

Talented: i'm tryin to get to a question, but i don't know exactly how to word it….it has to do with people hating people they don't even know…like Beyonce

Norma Jean: whats the question

Talented: oh i was watchin snl last night and some white girl was on there, i forget her name…she was EXTREMLY pretty…i tell my friend on the phone, he goes, oh i don't like her…i say, why not?…."i just dont"….do u not like her work?…"never seen any of it…oooookay…OH she spilled coffee on you then slap you for being in her way?…"huh?...no"

Norma Jean: lol

Talented: well how the hell can u just flat out not like somebody like that who doesn't give u one reason not to?…i was blown away…and people think like this…a lot of people think like this…and that bothers me….and it should bother them…disturbed ass…i still listen to mariah carey after she made Glitter…COME ON!

Norma Jean: lol

Talented: HOW CAN U NOT LIKE SOMEONE FOR JUST NO REASON…mariah GAVE US reason, and she's still topping the charts…people are silly…i think that's my blog entry right there…i may just cut and paste it

Norma Jean: i was just about to say you should blog about that

Talented: i'm just going to cut and paste this conversation…and conclude it…i'm lazy lol

The girl on SNL I was referring to was Scarlett Johansson.

Anyway, very pretty girl BUT this wasn't about her and her perfect female bone structure, no...this was bigger that that. How do people just find hate for people they don't know. Then to have the nerve to try to justify it with "they wanted to be famous, that comes with the price", what! I don't care how much you may want to be in the spotlight, everybody wants a far chance to prove themselves worthy. And you can just write somebody off like that that hasn't done anything to you let alone doesn't even know you exist?

As I still her reflecting over this and the fact that it is officially MLK day, I can't help but wonder...why do people find it so quick to hate but yet are so slow to love?

Humpty Dumpty

2006-01-11T11:44:00.000-08:00

Currently listening to…Whitney Houston – I’m Your Baby Tonight

You know what? I don't that I've fell once since I hit my twenties...Now that I think about it, I don't recall falling down much as a child. Childhood memories are so faded to me most time...I do remember one MAJOR fall though, and it's one of the most tragic stories in my life, so try not to laugh, though it's the only way I know how to tell the story...

So this is sometime in the nineties, my mom was in between one of her marriages, and we were staying in APARTMENTS! I know! My mom in a apartment, funny already...Anywho...she'd became friends with one neighbors who stayed around the block...Now how they met or what they had in common don't really pertain to the story, so let me get to the meat and potatoes of this then...So the woman had a son who was like 3-5 (he reminded me of that little light skinned jackson 5 lookin kid on Family Matters with the curly shag who didn't fit in anywhere, you'll remember that), and I was like ummm...somewhere between 7-21 at the time (I'm really bad with time and age and that whole bit, but I do know I was shorter, so let's just say more like 6-10)...They were over our apartment one night, when the lady asked me to run back to her apartment to get something, I forget what it was...the little boy wanted to tag along, so we were on our way...we got there, got whatever, and started to head back to the apartment when the little boy want a piggy-back ride...so he jumps on my back and start calling out "faster, faster!!!" like I'm a fucking horse...my dumb little ass is just RUNNING talkin about "weeee this is fun" (idiot)...I wasn't paying attention to where I was running and BAM!!!!!....I tripped...over a SPEEDBUMP!...now remember back in the day (and still in some hoods) the speedbumps are like they are today all wide and luxurious, oh NOOOOOO...they were like fucking curbs in the middle of the roadway...anyway, getting beside myself...so I trip and fall with the little boy on my back...I get up and I didn't give a fuck about him, my fucking face was burning...I hauled ass back to the apartment to run in and find that ALL THE SKIN FROM MY DOMINATE FEATURES OF MY FACE WAS SKID OFF!!! I'm lookin a fucking hot MESS people, because you can tell from the photo I have posted how dark I am...not imagine being that dark, and the skin from the tip of your nose, your cheekbones, your chin and your forehead ALL GONE and it just being white...I don't know if I was crying more from the burning or the way I looked in the mirror, because I was SUCH a pretty boy people...we talking, low-top with the fade and the very front tip of the ramp flipped a little (which I did not get out of the mirror until I perfected that shit on a daily basis)...nothing I could do with my hair then, I was a fucking mess! LOL..okay, I said we can't laugh...anywho, its gets more twisted...because the last thing I remember about that night was the little boy not having a scratch and me wanting to slide his face on the pavement for that damn piggy-back ride, and....what was on t.v. which I remember very vividly as well...while other people in the house, like three different people, put cocoa butter on my face, the t.v. was on BET and it was the world premiere of Whitney's "I'm Your Baby Tonight", and suddenly I stopped crying watching her costume changes...yup, I was a fag...and believe it or not, I had a girlfriend at the time! I think her name was Pam or something...

What was the point in this story? Well it's funny how few times I've physically fell in life and got back up, but I find myself falling short on my dreams and I'm can help but wonder...where did I learn to get back up?...Without help...

Road Trip!!!!

2006-01-06T11:35:00.000-08:00

Currently listening to…Rahsaan Patterson – Yeah Yeah Yeah

Kendrick and I drove up to Chicago last week...We left Wednesday after the holiday madness, and stop in Memphis for the night where we were greeted by an old acquaintance I hadn't seen in sometime since he'd left Houston for New Jersey...long story short, Memphis is TIRED!...There must be something in the water that's clouding their judgement and keep people in that lifeless town, but I'll never be subjected to that seeing I exclusively drink Evian water now, which is your natural source of youth, where the Natural Spring Water begins as rain and snow falling on the pristine peaks of the French Alps, which is then slowly filters through a vast aquifer deep within the mountain for at least 15 years before emerging at the Cachat Spring in the town of Evian-les-Bains before being bottled in a state of the art facility...oh, pardon me, did I get on aside myself...well I was talking about MEMPHIS PEOPLE! You'd much rather hear about "nature's gift", Evian, and the water's rich and unique history that began thousands of years ago, than hear about Memphis, Tennessee...The entire town basically shut down @ 8 p.m., the end...

MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN MEMPHIS, Kendrick and I stopped in this small town called Sikestown, to fuel up, and came across this restaurant called Lambert's which was a adventure in itself...they throw food at you! how's that for service!...well, not all the food, but "Hot rolls, getcha hot rolls" which was fun and very country...so I caught like two, and Kendrick punk ass wanted me to share because he wasn't participating, that lazy hag...but he's my buddy, so of course I did...I was in full diva mode too, we talkin hoodie down LOW, scarf, gloves, and of course oversized sunglasses, giving those country hicks celebrity, um hm, lol...seriously I was tired, and I had on my hoodie and sunglasses feeling like Tyra the morning of the Naomi Campbell interview, until the ghetto ass waitress named Za'Monifah or whateva her parents slaved her ass with before Lexus and Mercedes were popular in the U.S. (speaking of which, I have yet to meet someone named Acura, Audi, or Volkswagen...hm), told me to take that off and start reaching toward my face...WHOA WHOA WHOA SAVANNAH!!! I don't know you or your hands like THAT!...Let's ease up on the Gin Betsey...so I let the sunlight in and embraced the moment...so yeah, that was fun

So we make it to Chicago where Kendrick, Keith, Ken & I (the KKKK) did a series of things to give Kendrick a feel for Chicago, including movies, dining, shopping, landmarks, museums and clubbing, which all put my checking account DEEP into the negative...I know, bitch you not working...I'll get over it though, I had a good time...money is money...blah...

Fuck me?...NO FUCK YOU!

2005-11-16T22:09:00.000-08:00

Currently listening to…3LW – No More (Remix)

I AM NOT GOING TO SLEEP! DAMNIT!...So I'm sitting here now, trying to be a loyal fag and purchase my Madonna cd on iTunes legally, and these bitches won't give it to me!...THE NERVE! So to Limewire I go to steal the shit. They fucking with the wrong one today...See what really irritates me about iTunes, and Apples in general, is that you have NO control. You just have to wait and hope it figures itself out. With PCs you have the power to Atl+Ctrl+Delete some shit. Force your voice to be heard. With Apple, you get these lil' cute graphics basic telling you to PAUSE!...I don't wanna pause! I wanna spend spend spend. Fuckie you...

Now if you haven't realized by now, I'm just learning that I can post swear words, and seeing I can curse like the sailor of the ship that brought my ancestors over to the crack-hoar-house of a country, I'll be doing that in the future. Not so much as I am today, today's a very...emotional day. But I will be using it.

This 3LW track was so cute.

Good thing I realized the lack of potential so early on, otherwise I would've probably been devestated they doing Disney Specials now. How does it feel to be the only one in the group that can really "sing" sing? They wore this lil' latino chick vocals out! She's all over the record, harmonies, dubs, chorus, lead, its all her!...What were the other two doing in the studio? Was what came out their mouths THAT bad?...Its not like they were in the studio with Whitney or Mariah and just didn't stand a chance! Sad.

OMG its like my computer wants me to bitch! 702 just came on in the shuffle.

Now I looooooooves me some 702, but AGAIN, they worked the hell out of Keemlah! Those other chicks were busy gettin their hair pressed and make-up done to realize they not models, they SINGERS! Put down the masscara wand, pick up the mic. Stop worrying about the track in your hair and more about the track you're vocals suppose to be on! URGH! Okay, now my head hurting, I'm going to bed.