Oh damn Janet, now I have to roll in oil..

So apparently there’s a new photo of Janet floating the web that has all the bloggers and family punching keyboards across cyberworld. 

I can’t confirm…the photo is HOTNESS on a arctic day.  But…I have to play devil’s advocate on this photo.  For one, its obvious that this is NOT a recent photo.  We all saw Janet just a few weeks ago at the televised memorial, and though she was FIERCE (love love loved it Janet, very old school Diane Carroll Dynasty), but let’s state facts people.  Janet is…rountound.  What?  YES I LOVE JANET.  These are facts.  I can’t front, I do have major beef with Janet and it’s only because of her weight flauxuation.  I’m love “juicy” Janet more then this “record release six-pack” Janet.  This woman obviously has a disorder that is being overlooked because she’s a icon and a member of the Jackson dynasty.  Think about it.  If anyone else, celebrity included, dropped and pick up and dropped weight like Janet does, wouldn’t the tabloids be all over it? 

P.S. Yes she’s a dead ringer for Michael Jackson, especially in this photo.  How genius is it of the whole family using the same surgeon?!  Come on now, it makes such sense.  I wonder if there was a discount.  Who got surgery first?  I wonder if that information is available on the internet.  The Jackson Family plastic surgery timeline.