Teen Cribs? But…

they not paying the fucking bills, that’s mommy and daddy money?!  Aside from that, so I guess that MTV wants to show me that even snotty nose 15 year old are living grander than me.  Oh, so it’s a bloodline thing.  I should blame my FAMILY for not having those things!  It all makes so much sense now.  Seriously though, one thing my family DID give me are looks…apparently something none of these kids inherited.  Goodness, you showing me the home theater, horse stables and shit…WHERE’S THE FUCKING GYM?!  Step away from the fridge fatty!  And put on a bra!  I have to give those titties two thumbs DOWN!  So what if you’re a boy!  No excuses.  Ugly ass kids.  Store bought friends.  They don’t like you.  The programming on MTV is enough to make you pawn your t.v. and put up a nice painting to stare at…or in my case, a mirror :-)